I wonder what the chances are that the title stays “The Suicide Squad.” I know they want to keep it simple after that whole Birds of Prey and the etc etc stuff, but isn’t it really really confusing, especially when this is out on streaming services, to have “The Suicide Squad” and “Suicide Squad” out there? or is this…

That was a weirdly long review of Che on Update. I don’t think he meant he didn’t want to make a Trump-coronavirus joke, he just didn’t want to make a coronavirus joke.

On Colbert (I think) Mulaney talked about when he first started doing standup, he basically had David Byrne’s aesthetic in mind, with a lot of loose-limbed body motions etc. He obviously doesn’t do it now, but you can still see the roots of all that, especially when they’re standing next to each other.

TL;DR: BMW drivers are still assholes. Or at least, BMW drivers drive like assholes.

I used to give the carcass a cursory boil. Now I boil that mutha for like 15 hours. A huge difference in taste experience. Literally everything but the hardest bones melts away.

Jumpin’ Jack Cheese Doritos

I mean, there was that bar named Quark!
But I could see them maybe mining more DS9 stuff in future seasons. The whole Bajor in-or-out of the Federation political thing seems ripe for commentary these days.
Mostly, I just want to see Garak included in these shows before Andrew Robinson dies...

I think every star trek show is overtly making socio-political points, but they just reflect the time in which the shows were made. TNG had a lot of heavy-handed stuff, like all Trek, and some of it worked, and some didn’t (Warp speed limits, anyone? UGH). But the late 80s-early 90s were more concerned with stuff like…

“This Picard bullheaded, arrogant, and naive, charging forward into crises and assuming other people will see the nobility of his cause and protect him.”

Whenever I go back to NY I still go to my former local pizzeria and get a slice and a beef patty. Just the best.

I LOVE beef patties... BUT... um, wouldn’t the filling have to approach “meat” first before going “beyond meat.”  I love them, but the inside is basically dogfood.

Right? You ask for EXTRA then complain that your extra is TOO EXTRA? I probably would’ve just scraped the extra and thrown the rest in the fridge for my next under-cream-cheesed bagel.

The New York City food snobbery?

Yeah... if there’s one thing we can all be sure of, it’s that really old people LOVE new hardware and changing something that they’re really used to for something new.

Does it have to be handheld? My mom is STILL addicted to Snood. Ever since I broker her record on a visit home 15 years ago she’s just casually playing all the time, like Mr. Miyagi trying to catch the fly with chopsticks.

They have fries, and also latkes. I enjoy latkes with ketchup, though apparently the only two acceptable options are sour cream or apple sauce.

Thinking about putting ketchup on Katz’s pastrami elicits a strong Gollum-eque HE RUINS IT! from me. I can’t believe they’d be ok with that. Especially since I basically got yelled at for asking for cheese on my pastrami once.

Moss + Rose Byrne in Get Him to the Greek ---> Byrne and Bacon in X-Men First Class.

Weirdly, i also usually find Armisen’s schtick wears thin very quickly, but I actually enjoyed him here. Maybe because he played more of a straight character and toned most of his usual Armisen-ness down. And I HATE slow walkers.

The worst part is that he didn’t even come up with it himself, he just stole it from Kill Bill.