It’s like the Mitch Hedberg bit about NYC sandwiches. Like a cow between two saltines. “Want anything else with that?” “Yeah, a loaf of bread and six more people!”

Tortillas are literally like a prehistoric, most-basic food product. You just grind up corn/flour and add water and lard.

“As a native New Yorker, though, let me be clear: there is nothing wrong with toasting bagels. Nearly every person I know toasts their bagels.”

Would it be more cost effective to order a Double Shack burger and split it? Also fewer carbs.

IKEA

My biggest, A-#1 rule of food is that i DO NOT share dairy products. It’s gross. Ice cream, yogurt, ANYTHING. Can you imagine how gross it would be if someone was like “hey, can i have a bite of your cereal?”

You’ve never share or given a lick of an ice cream cone to someone?

It’s 2020. I think Paris Hilton recognizing “life could be worse,” counts, unfortunately, as real progress.

This was really the first time I enjoyed Miller’s Flash. Weird how the character from the oppressively dark DCEU movie ends up being one of the lighter elements of this crossover. Kinda tells you all you need to know.

I think Crisis was, at best, the most fun of all the crossovers so far, but also overall the worst one. I loved all the fan service stuff but even months ago when seeing all the cameos I thought “How are they gonna get a coherent plot out of all the time left after the cameos are out of the way?” And the obvious…

“Ostrom has graciously allowed that “his ex-wife can choose her attorney as a ‘champion’ or stand-in fighter.”

I guess I got used to the way I rent rooms in Las Vegas, which is to just check in really late and hope that they’re all out of the low-end rooms that I reserved and they put me in a nicer room, which has happened a few times. Learned the hard way that won’t work in boutique hotels.

Also, shouldn’t he be all for Apple not helping law enforcement crack people’s phone security? I’m sure there will come a day when the DOJ may want to take a looksy at his phone. Though I would not be surprised at all if it’s either not password protected or if the password is either his birthday, or 6969.

Seeing as how they’ve tweaked Green Arrow and Flash’s costumes every season, and finally gave Supergirl’s costume pants, and changed Black Lightning’s suit, I think there’s a good chance they change Superman’s, especially if they want to give the new show a unique look. They clearly love playing around with the…

I just hate the idea of a mcguffin like a beacon. Why is a beacon more effective than just a regular ol’ SOS? Was there some significance to this beacon, and if so isn’t that just the same problem of pulling new stuff out that no one has ever heard of?

Not to mention Disney’s hand in the final cut might’ve played a significant part in the pacing of any film.

Yeah the fact that they didn’t even reach out was what was most annoying, especially since the room was already paid for. So they were basically double-dipping the room. If hotels have terms of service saying you have to cancel at least 48 hours in advance, that should work both ways.

Similar question, sort of- Do you call a hotel if you have a reservation but are going to get there really late? I never did, because the word “reservation” implies that the room is, you know, reserved. But then once I booked a room at a small boutique hotel, and by the time my wife and I got there, they told us there…

Also obligatory:

Man if I were Grant Gustin I’d be hitting every bar/club in Vancouver telling everyone I met that I was officially the Paragon of Love.