Chris Wallace is water carrier most of the time, but I will say to his credit that when he looks at the water he’s carrying and sees a pile of shit in it, he’ll usually call it out. And at least he’s got enough scruples to not just sit there and let Stephen Miller spout his ridiculous shit. I think/hope he at least…

HAHA totally forgot that. Just lose the drawl and add 30 pounds.

I also liked the scene in the backyard where betty was saying her dad wasn’t there for the father-daughter sack race because... she didn’t know where he was. A seemingly innocuous comment from anyone else, but from her it’s like the implication is that he could’ve been doing something... murdery. or, you know just…

He shoulda Glas-latered

Fidel Castro was a pretty good baseball player too.

It must irk him how many hispanics are stealing all the baseball jobs...

But I bet he’d LOVE to play him in a movie.

He better release the salary figures for everyone involved in the film now just to be safe...

This is a pretty inaccurate take on Simmons’ point. Actually, it’s a pretty inaccurate take on SEVERAL of his points, which is sort of the problem. He wasn’t staying “steer clear of this” and he wasn’t saying Kerr shouldn’t answer. He said it was OK that Kerr wanted to answer later.

Trade Joe’s sells those too, though I usually opt for the hotdog pretzel bun. Works really well for a moderate-sized breakfast sandwich.

Uh oh, hope Swoyer doesn’t real this part: “I know that Ocasio-Cortez got a good deal, because I really struggled to find a haircut in the area for less than $100.”

White american cheese from the deli is one of my life’s... shit, not even a guilty pleasure, just a straight-up goddam pleasure.

Will also add that if you like creamy cheeses in soft rinds, La Delice de Bourgogne is pretty much the best.

Marry me! Kidding! mostly! But this is the drum I have been beating for ages (I talk/rant about cheese a lot). Cheddar just melts all greasy, and then when it cools down it’s just a solid brick of a mess. Have you ever had cheddar fries? Once they’re like 5 minutes old, guess what, the next person to grab a fry gets…

I know cooking/taste is subjective and everyone has their own preferences. But you are a maniac. 

It isn’t just “necessary” for burgers and grilled cheese. I would argue it’s the ONLY acceptable cheese for burgers. I’ll eat burgers with other cheeses from time to time, but 99% of the time it has to be american. Not just for the taste, but for the composition. It literally glues the burger together. Delicious,…

LOVE cambozola. But while i usually like my camemberts on the runnier side, I like a firmer cambozola, which is why i prefer the “Black Label” variety. It’s also aged longer and is a little more pungent.

This is a really tough one. On the one hand, Kate picked the best cheeses as far as actual cheese taste/texture/variety/pairing with wine. On the other hand, Allison picked American cheese, so she wins.

Well, a lost and confused childish wandering out embarrassingly is kind of a great visualization of the only reason this news story exists. 

If this happened on Fox News I would just assume that the anchors would just be so relieved that the Murdochs now trusted their loyalty to their agenda and had released one family member in good faith.