I mean, Kawhi Leopard is just sitting there...

He looks like Creed Bratton in an Evil Creed Bratton disguise.

Speaking of transparency... Can we all just cut the bullshit and stop pretending that Woody Allen is Ronan Farrow’s dad? It’s just a little ironic that the guy who’s shaping up to be the preeminent investigative journalist of our time just has this clearly ridiculous “fact” attached. I know it’s nobody’s business but…

Waaaait just a second.. Are you telling me that a people maniacally devoted to a magic being in the sky CANNOT be reasoned with or persuaded with evidence?

Ironically, “reaching the right conclusion but not being super aware of world events” was Bush’s whole strategy for the Iraq war. Correct conclusion: Saddam was a monster and it wouldn’t be terrible if he were no longer in charge. Wrong reasons: He had WMDs/was behind 9-11/etc. Like, this kind of vague awareness of…

Always loved Bastian Schweinsteiger because he had the most sounding German name on the German team and he just looks the most German. Though he definitely looks like he would’ve blown the whistle when he caught the Von Trapps trying to escape.

I hope you mean you send them video clips of soccer matches.

The thing is... if everyone on ESPN or in the NBA started supporting the protesters in Hong Kong, what’s Tencent going to do? Not show ANY NBA games and squander the huge contract they just paid for the broadcast rights? Right now, this is the NBA and ESPN’s problem because they’re trying to paint Morey as an outlier.…

If he had just gone away I might have softened my stance on him... a little... eventually... after he died. But the fact the he--manipulated or not-- sent thousands of soldiers on a bullshit war, and now has the fucking temerity to paint fucking water colors of wounded soldiers and display them for all to see...…

“I’ve always had a hard time reconciling this idea with the fact that his father was the former head of the CIA and the president a decade prior. Seems like Dubya should have been pretty well-informed.”

Well it certainly helps when you in a movie theater or concert or bar and some asshole doesn’t know how to turn down the brightness on his/her phone and won’t stop looking at Instagram. All for this.

As a phillies fan, the day they signed Jim Thome was one of the most exciting of my sports fan life. Had always been my favorite player. Just a big galoot who swung at every pitch like he was trying to chop down a tree in one go. Fan of his before the Phils, fan of his after the Phils. I just wish he could’ve won a WS.

Big guy with a long stride, though. 

Thankfully I long ago realized that as soon as someone writes “SJW” i can just stop reading right there.

Tom is exactly the kind of guy who fails up. He has a certain skill set of knowing the moves the ascend the ladder. But it’s clear the man simply cannot improvise. As long as he’s stuck within the confines of his playbook, he’ll be very successful. But yeah, you just knew that his testimony was not going to go…

I don’t think he was disappointed in Ken exactly, just that the tactic would only play to a certain non-”vegetarian” crowd, which isn’t enough.

I dunno, I think it’s Greg. Sorry, Gregory, and then he flips with the lighter-fluid soaked documents he stuffed in his pants.

I think Tom, goofball that he is, has been shown to actually have a keen understanding of the machinations of the corporate ladder, especially having come from outside the realm of stratospheric wealth. They play him as aw-shucks a lot, but I don’t think he’s stupid.

I usually prefer boring colors of cars precisely so they blend in with other boring cars. In case I’m ever being chased, I want to be able to disappear on the highway. Also, I get into a lot of beefs while driving, so just blending in is also a motivation. 

If it were to stay at $200 I would seriously consider it... If I weren’t afraid of helicopter crashes. I hate flying enough as it is, and flying so I can get to my flight seems like just pressing my luck...