Everyone should’ve known he was a fucking moron the minute he accepted the VP gig. Just because he’s now second in line to an impeached president doesn’t mean he’s worked his machiavellian genius behind the scenes. It’s more like a guy playing poker who goes all in and gets lucky on the river and then people think…

This kind of seems like the natural evolution of Nolan’s film, where at times you almost forgot it was a superhero movie until a dude in a bat costume shows up. The Dark Knight really just seemed like a regular crime movie for huge swaths of the runtime. Now they’ve just taken Batman out of it entirely, and it seems…

They hold their noses even harder and nominate Don Jr.

Does he survive the aneurysm? Because I think a bedridden Trump robbed of all his faculties and left to communicate with the Stephen Hawking Speak and Spell is a) The purest distillation of the Trump name/brand imaginable, and b) Still probably the Republican frontrunner for 2020/2024.

Speaking of the debt, the weird thing is that my dad, an economist by trade, repeatedly told us that the debt didn’t matter, or at the very least it depended on the manner of the debt (internal debt vs external debt). Yet for some reason he keeps voting Republican. I think the honest answer is that they just hate the…

I hate the Nats, hate their fans, and more than anything hate their homer announcers. But it’s sort of incredible to me that they can turn on Harper given how the Nats completely low-balled him compared to all the other reported offers. The Nats clearly had no intention of resigning him and felt like they should spend…

When I registered to vote as a teen in the 90s, i registered as a Republican. My parents were Republicans, and they seemed ok, and things were generally pretty good in my world and, I assumed, the world at large. And like you said, it seemed a pretty valid question to wonder how much the government should be involved…

First, kudos for actually including the offending phrase in the apology. That should happen more often.

Am i crazy or was Kendall’s actual delivery... not terrible?

Speaking of Emmys, are we just ignoring the fact that he wore the suit from this ep to the Emmys?!

Plus, “I think there’s something maybe living in it, perhaps thriving in the sand,” just the way it’s delivered, might be the sneaky best line of this ep.

I was assuming it was Sandy/Stewy. Dangling a large stake the company when they take over would certainly make 10-20 mil seem much easier to turn down.

I’ve kind of taken Bryan Cox for granted in this, as he was basically the only/most recognizable actor in the series when it premiered, and just focused my amazement on the rest of the cast as they emerged. But man did he deliver the goods this ep.

Somehow “thought guy in his underwear eating ice cream on the couch was a burglar” is not even in the top five things that are totally fucked up about this whole thing. And that was her defense!

Writing a whole article on a “corny” interview in the Hollywood Reporter seems like a worthwhile use of time.

Alicia Silverstone feeds her baby like a baby bird, and she’s not close to the craziest Clueless cast member.

“After the incident, Dash was transported to the Land O Lakes jail, where Page Six reports she was released on a $500 bond.” Only $500? must’ve really buttered up the judge...

Football should get rid of helmets. I’m serious.

Resigning was the proper thing to do. Unfortunately, these days the “proper thing” and the “right thing” just aren’t as aligned as they used to be. We could’ve really used him int he last couple years.

“joined by Audrey Tautou to round out “a trio of sexually depraved misfits.””