Am I the only NP fan who didn’t really care for Bejar’s songs? I mean, they were fine, but never my faves. Though weirdly, as I liked each progressive NP album less than the last for like four straight records, I like Bejar’s more and more. Though that may speak to the over dip in quality of the other songs, while…

Barnett’s hit was terrible and dumb. That other hit... I dunno, it looked more like the helmets happened to touch but it’s not like he lowered his head or anything and came torpedoing in. More like they were both standing up and their heads made contact.

I used to think it was an absurd argument, but really coming around on it: Football might be safer if they got rid of helmets.

How have they not come up with a better base yet? Wet or not, it’s absurd that this is the best they can do? Can’t they go back to actual, you know, bags? Just make sure they stick in place? I will never forget the sight of Jason Kendall’s foot dangling from his leg, seemingly only held in place by his stirrups, after…

I’m not sure you (or the headline writer) knows what a paradox is...

But how will I know if my son is gay if he’s not picking out girl dolls to buy?

Yeah, my toddler kicks me in the face all the time. He’s lucky I don’t keep a loaded gun by the nightstand...

“he thought he had been shot and felt like he had no other option.”

They should just set up their own pretend new news network and just constantly flatter him and invite him on.

I think Michael Scott as god would be great. Would explain how convoluted things have gotten.

It’s not the most useless, just the easiest to replicate cheaply.

If we were in the darkest timeline, it’d be Danny Masterson instead of Kutch...

With the Keanu Renaissance in full swing now, I think it’s just about time for him to reset the Matrix again. We really need to turn this thing off and on again.

If Senators had term limits, I bet you could get 30...

Hmmm.... One plus two plus two plus one...

What if a Clue movie starred Alicia Silverstone, Paul Rudd, Donald Faison, Jeremy Sisto, Breckin Meyer, and (UGH FINE) Stacey Dash?

“The planet was much warmer within the past 1,000 years”

Yup. The problem now is that there’s literally a new scandal every week, one just obscuring the previous. If you’re going to do this impeachment now, it needs to be focused on one big thing. Otherwise the ignorant masses are just going to think you’re throwing shit against the wall to see what sticks (even though it’s…

The Republicans won’t get behind ANY impeachment, but they have to at least pretend to care about the president conspiring with/threatening a foreign government. Emoluments... what’s a little gift-giving between friends? If one thing’s clear by now, it’s that people don’t seem to give a shit about crimes he committed…