I think it would be absolutely hilarious if Welling STILL didn’t get to wear the Superman costume. PLEASE just let him show up in a blue t-shirt and red denim jacket....

Hey, he’s also Hawk on DC’s Titans!

It’s really so transparently stupid that anyone thinks they actually give a shit about anti-semitism. it’s their only play when people call out their racism. “I’m not a racist! YOU’RE THE RACIST! But only against the jews! Who we love! And Israel!”

This is fair. I just don’t understand exactly how, out of the multitudes of shitty podcasters out there, that the Pod Save America guys win the award for “biggest chodes of the world of podcasting.” This is just a really weird take.

I mean, even if he was impeached and removed from office in February of 2020, is there anything that stops him from being the nominee for 2020? He’d run right through Pence in all the primaries.

I don’t think Pelosi is indecisive. I think everyone else is just too impatient. I know we all want to get this orange turd the F out of office ASAP, and I’m all for impeachment, but it’d be a total waste of the last remaining bullet to do it now.

On your first point, it would indeed be great if he gets voted out of office. HOWEVER... that doesn’t necessarily make this whole thing go away. Provided he isn’t in jail in 2022 (heck maybe even if he is) isn’t he the GOP 2024 frontrunner the day he’s voted out of office? No Republican who is scared of Trump is going…

I hate the sport most not when I slice the ball two fairways over, but when I drive the green and feel awesome about myself and then four putt, and then I shoot 110. I’ve taken to just go to the driving range for my golf fix. I can just hammer a bucket of balls for half an hour, don’t have to walk, can still drink,…

I used to play golf quite a bit and still go to the driving range fairly regularly, and there’s no way I’m getting 90 on a normal course. There’s no way Trump would ever put up a non-cheating 90. Charles Barkley is out there all the time and I don’t know if he’s ever put up a score in double digits.

BEYOND MEAT

People also used to say that in person, one on one, Trump was actually quite nice and even charming and would really engage with people. And then in public he’s a fucking lunatic playing to the crowd. Sounds like Kanye too.

You’re listing the great attributes of the Princes Bride, and you didn’t want to go with “Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles...”? INCONC--- ah you get it...

The score DOES sound very 80s and quite dated, but I think that’s now part of the charm. I mean, you gonna ask Bruce to rerecord Tunnel of Love so that it doesn’t sound like he’s playing with the Tonight Show band? Gotta take the good of the 80s with the bad.

Not a dig against Reiner, but look at the writers (and stars) of those movies. I mean, if someone sets up the pins you still gotta knock ‘em down, but this is like bowling with the bumpers in.

What about the ROUS’s?

The funny thing is, my immediate answer to this question IS “nowhere.” I don’t want to wait in a long line to get a free cheeseburger. I’d rather just pay five bucks literally any other day I want a cheeseburger.

He has to show his base that he actually IS rich. He has folding money!

I’m gonna say JD and the Straight Shot.

No, he’s trying to skirt the line right up to the point where he gets someone killed. He needs people like Omar around to hold up as the enemies of America. If someone actually killed her he’d... have to start picking on Rashida Talib more, I guess.

Trump must be so conflicted. He wants to hate tweet about climate change, but can he really turn his ire toward a young blonde Scandinavian?