He doesn’t know, think, feel, or believe it. He just says it because he’s paid to say it.

“Unless you’re breathing out of a purified compressed air cylinder...”

Is it any surprise at all that the political party whose only line of defense is “BUT WHAT ABOUT...” would respond to the climate crisis complaining about what other countries are or are not doing?

Am I the only one who thought the wings shot was just a bit too on the noise at best, and just outright hackneyed at worst? YEAH WE GET IT SHE’S EVIL NOW. I didn’t hate the last GoT season as much as some people, but I thought this shot, while cool at first, after a few seconds it seemed like the kind of shot I would…

Cheap parm is my go-to sauce thickener. If I’ve got a clam sauce or something that’s a little too watery, I’ll just throw in a heavy shake of Kraft parmesan to sop up some of that liquid.

We talking salad bar only or like hot food bar as well? My main strategies are all cost-based, as you’re already paying a premium for the prepared food. It goes without saying that stuff like chicken wings or ribs are out- I’m not paying $9.99 a pound and getting a bunch of bones that I can’t eat. So everything has to…

For some reason I have no aversion to the word moist. I think because as a child my first interaction with the word was like a Duncan-Hines cake commercial where they’re talking about the moistness of their cake and pressing down on it with a fork and scooping up the cake crumbs. So moist has nothing but pleasant…

Is it coaching that made the safety turn and sprint in basically a guess that Odell was gonna go that way? And then Odell just... runs the other way? And leaves the safety 20 yards in his dust?

Call me crazy, but I still think Pelosi has a plan with all of this. They’re attacking the Death Star, and everyone wants to turn on their targeting computer and just take the shot. And this is what you get. This hearing is not even an “impacted on the surface” shot. I think Pelosi knows that real shot has to happen…

I hope all the new content is a separate service called Peacock MAX

This seems more like a white middle-aged Gemini Man. Which I guess would be tricky with Paul Rudd, since his younger self would just look like his regular self.

She’s the only one who can make the little turtle head come out...

Love this so much. Just shows what another level these guys are on.

Given how obnoxious I find the ‘72 Dolphins popping champagne every year the last undefeated team loses, I’m perfectly satisfied with the Dolphins being the worst team ever. Let the franchise be the only team to go 17-0 and 0-16.

He wasn’t even making a joke! He was just saying racist shit. There was no real joke in there. He was just talking. 

I think the most important thing to note is that these were COMMENTS and not JOKES. He didn’t say c***** in service of some comedy bit. He was just throwing it around casually. I’m all for comedians testing boundaries and occasionally crossing the line just to see where it is, but this wasn’t even comedy. It was just…

Am i going crazy or has the image used at the top of this story changed like three times?

Or some employee of Pitchfork holding their logo upside down?

25 years ago, before the internet, previews were great. I even looked forward to getting a VHS cassette from Entertainment Weekly with like 20 minutes of previews for the upcoming summer movie season. But now... Jesus Christ...

I think it has to be a case by case scenario based on the evidence available. I don’t think you can just suspend a player at the first allegation. I don’t think there would be an increase in capricious rape allegations by women, but i CAN certainly see a scenario where, say, on the eve of a game someone might try to…