• Rhea made a little move herself, forcing Logan to bump up the deal to $25 million. One imagines in the future she could be a formidable force either for or against this immovable object.

It was basically the exact same look she gave Kendall while carrying away his shit-caked sheets. I think that was very deliberate.

I watched a lot of the Open but someone missed all of Rafa’s previous matches, so I hadn’t seen him play in a while. When I turned this on in the fifth set, my first thought at the sight of Rafa battling this young upstart to his very limits and the whole “ONE. LAST. TIME” feeling, was that he was giving off a helluva…

So... she wrote a book. Unfortunately for her, her target audience is probably not the book-buying type.

“Wait a minute... in all the photos of Bahamians I’ve seen, they’re wearing crisp white shirts and holding refreshing beverages on silver trays. Where are THOSE people?”

How many terrorists do you think Trump has created? I really fear that in the near future we’re going to have to worry about radicalized central/south americans with a grudge against the US.

You know how newspapers have pre-written obituaries in their files for notable older people? Like, the framework of the the at least that they’ll write and when that person dies they’ll fill in the pertinent details? Do you think they have similar files for prominent religious grifters? And then they just fill in the…

The worst part is that they don’t even need to bother with the money laundering part anymore. They just get the money now and the taxpayers foot the bill.

I mean, when you have a sweet duster like that... you’re not gonna just trash it, right?

“A million angry Beebos from Earth-666 hungry for nondescript vengeance?”

What did the Louisiana-Lafayette Ragin’ Cajuns’ visitors club house guy say when asked if someone could actually coach from that medical chair?

“Eagles fan, its probably just dirt or food.”

I think it’s sort of the opposite. Having (unfortunately) had to go into that building in the past, and with the Fox News blaring out of every speaker--even in the freaking elevators--everyone who works there probably gets indoctrinated into the Fox bubble eventually, and they start thinking that the whole world…

I guess you’ve hit upon a great strategy for minorities who need help in domestic violence cases... Instead of calling the police, just set your house on fire and at least the firefighters won’t shoot you in your own home.

Or... pretty much 99% of all other jobs.

If the Pats win the SB, it’s going to be a really, REALLY hard time trying to pick between AB and Kawhi as to who played their selfish dickishness the best.

I think they one key thing is that the Pats don’t just bring in problem players, they bring in problem players on their (supposed) “last chance.” That combo of the Pats’ structure and the threat of no more career is just basically a built-in model for a pretty high success rate.

Let’s go live to Mike Tomlin’s reaction to finally getting away from Antonio Brown...

I think regardless of who win in 2020, Trump’s running in 2024. I don’t know why people assume that once he’s voted out, he just goes away. He will continue stirring shit up and if he’s voted out in 2020, it’s just more grievance politics for his base and he’ll whip them up into a frenzy.

WHERE IS THIS TACO BELL