I’ve already seen so many “this is the only thing the libtards can attack him on?!”

Your answer: ALABAMA. I’m pretty sure this was his thinking:

Nothing surprises me when it comes to a people who’s entire belief system is based on people and events from the ancient Middle East, and who believe everything in it is about/for white people.

“Booneville, Miss., in the northern part of the Magnolia State near the Alabama and Tennessee borders”

I feel like the announcers were not as amazed by that as they should’ve been. I mean, not surprised with McCarver, but still... I can’t believe they’d ever seen a ball do that before.

Man, I hate the Mets and I hate the Nats, but I usually hate whichever team is above the Phillies in the standings more. I mean, come ON Mets...

He looks like a Michael Bolton-inspired drag queen. I am extra confused.

I always thought Henry Golding looked like an Asian Bruce Wayne... or...Bruce Wang?

I think the problem was that the CBP people didn’t know he was an incoming college student because he kept saying he was going to “Cambridge.”

I think the emoluments clause needs some rebranding because no one knows what an emolument is. Because this shitstain is just violating this several times everyday and no one seems to give a shit.

Man, I wish the American congress worked like this. I would love to see Mitch McConnell have to deal with this kind of shit.

I think she’s still pretty much a hired gun (not meant as a pejorative) for NPs records. Newman writes ‘em all and tells her how he thinks they should sound. And I haven’t loved the last few NP records, they’ve just been... fine. Too many mid-tempo/slow burners. Always worried when records are billed as “return to…

WHAT?! Why would they bring it back only to take it away again!?

Cosby would never say that. I believe he was more of a “Go to sleep... Let’s fuck!”

I still like Taco Bell, but I’ll never fully get over them killing the Chili Cheese Burrito. Every order I make at Taco Bell is just some hopeless effort to recreate the joy that that simple burrito brought me.

I’m starting to really feel like Tom is the best-written character on this show. He really embodies that midwestern hick who went to the big city and transformed himself into the guy he thought he wanted to be all those years growing up in the middle of nowhere. And for all his aw-shucks/cuckhold/court jester-ness,…

Not only was this the best ep of this show yet, it was easily the most enjoyable hour of TV i’ve watched in quite some time. It hit so many different high notes in so many different tone. Every storyline was like an A story line. 

I found out recently that the guy who rose to become principle of my high school was the football coach while I was there. The superintendent of the entire district was the water polo coach/PE teacher when I was in middle school. He would unrepentantly spike balls at kids during volleyball, and just destroy them in…

I’m waiting for the next hot-take article on how awful the Honeymooners was for fat-shaming and threats of wife-beating.

I have the exact opposite take on the characters. Phoebe was the absolute worst and the main reason I didn’t like watching the show. Just the contrived quirkiness rang so false even in the late 90s.