Maybe “Gideon” is just like Siri and you can just set the voice preference...

I had no idea she was on JLU, and I had zero inkling that she was Gideon on the Flash. Never would have even occurred to me she was the voice.

I mean, kickers are NOT real football players, but there is a very wide swath of real estate in the “not a real football player” category between “professional NFL kicker” and “awesome female soccer player.”

The problem is Lloyd is 38. Kathy Ireland was a full ten years younger when she was kicking for the Armadillos...

My concern isn’t that she can’t tackle after a blocked FG. My concern would be that it’s often the case that when a FG is blocked, the kicker gets absolutely exploded. You got a LB coming off the edge or something, going at full speed, and as long as he gets a part of the ball any contact with the kicker is fair game.…

Like, how is it possible that “assault on a child under the age of 12" can be in same sentence as “misdemeanor”?

I was watching Interstellar on cable this weekend, and while i don’t love the movie, the thing that sticks out to be and the part that seems most realistic is the scene near the beginning where the elementary school teacher is chiding McConaughey about his daughter’s belief that the moon landing actually happened,…

Also doesn’t matter because it’s impossible to even read a statement where Trump is complaining about accuracy/truth without all the irony/crumbling glass house getting in the way.

God I never thought someone would feel the need to write 2000 words about Sean Rodriguez. I’m a Phillies fan, and I’ve always hated him because he’s a replacement-level player but world class shit stirrer, and he’s talking a lot of shit for a guy who plays baseball with a man bun... But dammit, when you’re right,…

I think “we” need to accept that he’s always been this person, and if you were cool with it then but not now, well, react accordingly...

God, I LOVE this shit. Best of all, my wife hates it and finds it utterly repulsive, so when I am in the mood for this I only have to cook it for myself. The spaghetti topping section of Japanese markets is a severely underrated aisle.

This could also be a strategy to save money (and ideally, landfill space) on separate food containers.

“Whoa, your wife works in a restaurant? Do they get free shift meals or a discount on select menu items?”

So if he was on the injured list until like week 4 or 5, which is what certainly sounded like the case, and then said rehab wasn’t working and he was tired of it and retired then, would anyone have had a problem with it? I don’t understand why doing this now vs in two months would make a difference. He clearly wasn’t…

“35 years is a long time and while his original SNL material will forever be regarded as classic tentpoles of comedy, so much has changed. Has it aged well?”

He obviously plays the kid screaming MORTAL KOMBAT. DUH

I know this won’t happen, but I wish he would come out and say that the Colts should sign Kaepernick, even as as a backup. That would just be the perfect chef’s kiss to the whole thing...

This more like “I Have Black Friends” as performance art

I do feel sympathy for this woman... BUT she should’ve long ago learned this lesson that we all must learn the hard way...

Is seductive reasoning where you incessantly neg the witnesses/sources until they’re questioning their own statements and just end up agreeing with your crackpot theories?