Just wait till they find out he’s an immigrant muslim who tried to vote twice.

“...in what appeared to be an impromptu meeting between the two unlikely partners”

“Just imagine being Angela Merkel or Christine LaGarde, having worked your whole life on the most complex geopolitical issues of the day, being forced to wince and smile as Ivanka Trump thinks she’s got something to say to you re: same,”

Like father like daughter. Two bought-for UPenn degrees, both exposed as nimrods on an international stage.

Even if he’s two years older, probably doesn’t matter, since time is a flat circle.

Is it weird that the further SAS devolves into caricature, the more I actually find him tolerable?

“Knicks officials are in Los Angeles tonight, meeting with free agents such as Julius Randle.”

“SCRANTON IS ONLY A HUNDRED AND TWENTY MILES AWAY FROM PHILADELPHIA. @SteveCarell THIS WORKS. WHO WANTS IT MORE - @fxnetworks @nbc @netflix @hulu?? The bidding shall begin at five hundred million dollars.” 

This was my exact first thought. I HATE cars with white roofs (also a california driver).

I HATE cars with white roofs, because every time i see them in my rearview mirror I think it’s a cop and my heart skips a beat.

I mean, wasn’t their response to the would-be pipe bomber a hand-waving “His bombs didn’t even go off!”?

““mischaracterization of my position across the board. I did not praise racists, that is not true.” (It very much is true.)“

Pundits: Good one, Julian!

The only problem with this assessment is that his base doesn’t think he’s unhinged at all. He’s just “telling it like it is.” “It” being racists, of course.

I’m pretty sure their constituency would just nod along and fork over the cash.

“Great man you coulda just said that part!”

No, no... You make two beers, the Julius Randle AND the Zion Williamson, and the only difference is the Zion has hops. Maximize profits!

I wish they just submitted an illustration with two drawings, once depicting families together in a room, and one in the same room with children in cages CAN YOU SPOT THE DIFFERENCES?

First time I ever saw him I thought he looked like a roided-up Mark Zuckerberg. I think that still holds up.

Besides the mustache, he looks like he’s trying to copy Danny Devito’s look from Twins.