Udon ranks above soba for me, but not by much. I like the texture of soba, not the taste. But udon is just unwieldy. It’s too thick to spool up into a mouthful, and slurping is always awkward because they’re so big that they drag a lot more soup up and it can splatter. It also doesn’t seem to absorb any flavor.

This is great. It’s just too bad he’s spent his life making possibly the worst noodle in existence. Buckwheat garbage it is.

“I legit think The Rock is a hu—”

“4. Beat the egg yolks and pecorino in a medium bowl until combined, mix 1/2 cup of pasta water into the mixture”

Love a good carbonara. I saw Lidia Bastianich make it on her show once, so that’s the recipe I’ve been using. I like the inclusion of green onions. Adds a little something...

Only problem in this scenario is if you want a carbonara and not a spaghetti quiche.

Um, i think the exact opposite is true. This is one of the easiest dishes to fuck up. It can easily turn into spaghetti and scrambled eggs if you don’t prepare it carefully.

“You Are Who You Drink With”

Do you actually think that you think actual video of Trump committing actual rape would sway his base at all?

“Hercules is accused of sexual misconduct!?!?!”

It really is sad that I heard about this news last week and totally forgot about it until I saw this story today.

“”I have my coat on. I have my wife standing next to me.”

And now she’s probably kicking herself over that erroneous assumption.

Should thrown in Ween’s “Ocean Man” as well... Probably could’ve swapped out Smoke on the Water.

“Let’s put aside the obviously dumb-assed energy of trying to assemble the cast of 19th-century penny dreadfuls into a slick contemporary entertainment product for a moment here. The Avengers were tired, old anachronisms when Marvel decided to dust them off — so why can’t we do the same with the now 122-year-old…

Hey, Washington surprised the Japanese this time!

I think “team” is the key word here. I’m sure a dozen people all had ideas. Some were terrible, some were OK, maybe even a couple were very good. Then they all argue about it, can’t come to a consensus, and eventually throw up their hands and land on... this.

Does that qualify as “threatening”? Or is it just being aggressively sarcastic?

6. Is this proposal serious?

Also funny that she’s on Discovery and still couldn’t recognize Chris Pine, who is still probably most famous for being Captain Kirk.