The seats really are the worst part about Fenway. Being old and historic is great, but guess what, people are bigger than they were a hundred years ago.

And would Tamp get totally shafted out of playoff games? Would playoff series with the EX-RAYS get played in three different cities? Or would you play, say, the ALDS in Montreal and then the ALCS in Tampa?

“Tampontreal ExpoRays”

France was where I first encountered paprika flavored Pringles many years ago, and in fact where I first got the idea that Pringles flavors would be my foreign country snackfood measuring stick.

But guess what... BILLIONS of people who took the polio vaccine ARE NOW DEAD!

Well, as a Philly sports fan, I would say Nagy could take some solace that the Sixers got quadruple-doinked out of a possible championship. 

There were some generally laugh-out-loud moments in Booksmart, and overall I enjoyed it. But it was just too... nice? It had the look and feel of an 80s teen comedy, but without any of the bite. There’s always supposed to be at least that one cringe-worthy scene were the protagonist is humiliated or something. And…

I was really avoiding us because I just don’t really enjoy scary movies. But I really liked Get Out, and wanted to see Us just to appreciate it as a film. You know, for the craft. I was just afraid it would sort of haunt me for days and I’d be afraid to look out my window at night. I still have nightmarish flashbacks…

I don’t think I’ve laughed harder in a movie theater, ever, than I did at the pure, visceral absurdity of the fight in the (just-happened-to-be-there?) old weapons warehouse/museum. Particularly the knife throwing part. If anything, my biggest problem with Wick 3 is that it peaked too early, in this scene. On top of…

I’ve eaten more vending-machine sandwiches than I care to admit, which is just sad, but I’ve eaten so many of them I can’t pick up which one was the saddest.

I dunno, some of my fondest food memories were basically being broke and eating mayonnaise/mustard sandwiches on white bread. Sometimes to spritz it up i’d sprinkle some parmesan cheese in there, and if I was really feeling flush I’d throw in a slice of american cheese.

Chicken cordon bleu sandwich at the West 4th Street Arby’s in Greenwich Village. Long gone, so this was almost...shit, 20 years ago. Terrible point in my life, but what makes it the saddest was that I was so out of sorts that I deviated from the only thing I usually get at Arby’s, the Beef n’ Cheddar. I remember…

FP Santangelo has to be my least favorite announcer in MLB. He is easily the biggest homer of any announcer I’ve ever heard, and every time I hear him when the Nats are on MLB network or something, I actively root against the Nats almost solely out of disdain for FP Santangelo. He really ruins the game when you’re…

I mean, did he feel like his different-colored eyes weren’t already different *enough*?

It’s not even CLOSE to that. I’ve been sitting here for three minutes just trying to figure out how i could threateningly show ID, and... i’ve got nothing. Unless his ID had a photo of him holding a gun in one hand and a photo of a cop in the other, I’m have no idea what could have been so threatening.

“Showed his identification “in a very threatening kind of way,””

So, Ebony is... not in the black?

All of this seems extremely plausible. And you no what? I don’t care! I’m voting for literally any democrat with a pulse in 2020.

I would agree with you if we were talking about any old centrist. But a centrist with a heavy whiff of Obama nostalgia? Considering the not-insignificant number of Obama-Trump voters, I think Biden has a great shot, regardless of your view of his politics. Maybe no one races to the polls to vote for Biden, but there’s…

Saw her on Colbert last night. Between the accent and the crooked-mouth smile... I am going to see this movie. Song and performance were pretty good too.