I mean, great for Alex Morgan and all, but maybe think about subbing out one of your top three players in the opening game of the opening round? Freak injuries happen all the time, whether or not she was even exerting herself.

I went to get some leftover pizza in the office kitchen, where the TV was on to the game, and saw the score was 8-0. I put a slice of pizza in the microwave for 30 seconds and walked back to my desk. My co-worker said “You watching this?” I said “the game? 8-0? incredible.” He said “no, 10-0.”

“saying that he has a hard time remembering what the actual ending of the movie is because it went through so many iterations.”

Could Kawhi Leonard possibly be having a better year? He’s still probably going to win the Finals, the other huge marquee free agent is now out of the way this summer, and now the whole “Kawhi is a jerk for sitting out a whole year” has morphed into “KD came back before his body was healed and this is what happened.”…

Actually, isn’t this the best possible result? Now he won’t have to play for the Knicks and he can just sit out a year to see what shakes out?

I would rather watch Frozen/Moana a million times before ever having to watch/listen to SING! ever again.

I shielded my daughter from the very existence of Frozen for years, just because I knew I wouldn’t be able to listen to those songs all day every day without going batty. She had no idea it was even a thing. But that meant I just drove her straight into Moana’s hands. And now... I dunno, I kinda like the Moana songs.…

I always just assumed “chemical castration” meant, you know, acid or something. This... sounds fine.

I hate the Warriors, and had been rooting for the Raptors despite the sheer Drake-ness of it all. But that scene with him puffing his chest at Draymond—who is maybe my least favorite NBA player ever— really freaking annoyed me. Couple that with the classless reaction to KD’d injury, and i somehow felt myself rooting…

Don’t you mean “Success MADE Golden State Warriors Fans”? 

I’m sure they’ve already realized it. They just don’t care. As long as they have people to just spew utter nonsense and stop anything serious from happening at any democrat-led hearings, they’re just fine with letting these loons run wild.

Plus, this guy doesn’t even seem to understand his constituency...

I think he’s just confused because it falls outside of his usual understanding of lawsuits, which is exclusively 1 of 2 things: Person sues you and you wait them out until they run out of money for lawyers, or someone says something about you that you don’t like and you sue them. Anything outside of those two…

“Sandy Devereaux St. Clair” is just the kind of hat-on-a-hat name that perfectly suits both Vegas and pro wrestling alike. 

This is EXACTLY what I was thinking with his whole “They want to let everybody be themselves, then let me be myself. That’s me.” It sounds precisely like the people who say “Oh, you want everyone’s opinion, unless that opinion isn’t exactly LIKE YOURS!” and then they continue to argue why women shouldn’t be allowed…

It didn’t dawn on me until college how much sugar was in Kool Aid. I’d always bought the kind with the sugar already in it and just added water. When my roommate bought the tiny packets... was I surprised? OH YEAH

Kid’s a born soccer player. Had zero instinct to use his hand to block the ball.

Does this mean he won’t have time to appear in the Psych movie sequel as was teased?

THE ANTZ CARE.

Should’ve mentioned that I hate camping.