It’s a warp-capable civilization, duh! Scientists can be so f-ing stupid sometimes.

One the one hand, $500K is a pretty substantial fine for an NBA penalty, is it not? On the other, this won’t even make a dent to this guy. Hell $500K wouldn’t even make much difference to Lowry.

One of the best things about being an employed adult is that i never have the least bit of an inkling to get anything “free” on National Whatever Day or free tacos at Taco Bell. I’d rather have the hour of my life back (or hell, 15 minutes) and spend the $.89 on any other day than get whatever free item is being…

A particular fan of the one of Aidy Bryant not popping a balloon with the dart and the dart just bounces directly at Beck Bennett

Is there an actual editorial plan at Splinter, or it just a collective of people who publish whatever inane personal opinions they feel like, without any sort of oversight? Seriously, 1000 words and a dozen embedded tweets on Chris Evans... replying to stuff? I at least thought they’d be dumb replies or something, but…

I haven’t watched Swamp Thing, and I liked Titans well enough, but i think Doom Patrol is actually a legit good show. It help that it’s got a lot of cast members who’d i’d actually heard of and actually liked, like Fraser, Tudyk, Bomer, Dalton... And it’s just weird enough. There’s an ep where a guy tracks people by…

Yeah, the gold is about the only similarity. If anything it looks more like the aesthetic from the Aquaman movie.

Being a SF resident, I cannot wait to take an Uber to the reserved seating theater at the AMC Metreon down the street from Twitter HQ to see this!

One guy is just visiting...

Yes, absolutely. The messiness of the smore is the worst part about it, but the fact that most of the time you make it over an open flame is also stupid.

It IS rather funny (sad) that people who complain about raising the minimum wage because they think it will make goods/food more expensive, don’t raise an eyebrow at tariffs even though it’s much more likely that those will make their goods/food more expensive (however little it will actually increase by).

S’mores may be the most overrated dessert/sweet ever invented. It’s just a sticky mess than no one can eat without most of it splooging out the sides.

Yeah, this is idiotic beyond belief. Nothing like a funny, unaccompanied bag of liquid on a subway to put everyone at ease during their commute. Maybe next time this guy gets on a plane he can tell the flight attendant that someone gave him a bag to take on the plane, but he has no idea what’s in it.

I’m more surprised that Sophie Turner managed to not spoil this or GoT at some point this year with a drunk 3AM instagram story...

This is fantastic, and treated exactly as seriously as a position player pitching should be treated. In 20 inning games, when pitchers have to pinch hit, they should imitate notable batting stances...

Does the number of people you follow affect how many ads you see? I don’t follow that many people, and I also don’t see that many ads. Maybe they have to sprinkle in the ads at a certain ad-to-real-post ratio.

Pre-Trump, I always thought Borrowitz was uninspired and hackneyed, but he seems to be built for these times.

I thought, according the Wedding Crashers, that the the things that “Maryland does!” was football and crab cakes.

I specifically couldn’t drink the water because of the smell. I loved Iceland, but the whole country smells like hard-boiled eggs. 

If links, then sausage. If patties...I’d pick bacon.