I know people harp in the small hands, but Trump seems to have REALLY tiny feet...

“even if they’d been killed on the show twice,”

Been watching the marathon on HBO since last night. I forgot how much of this show requires subtitles to fully fucking comprehend. Now that i think about it, I think that was one of the original reasons I didn’t take to this show at first. I couldn’t understand a fucking thing going on.

Whew! What with her recent barrage of sensible policies and whatnot, I was almost getting to the point where I forgot that I wasn’t supposed to like any of the Democratic candidates. Thanks, Splinter!

MY biggest issue regarding gender and restrooms is when a bar/restaurant that previously had separate mens and womens restrooms decided to go gender neutral and they don’t UPDATE THE BATHROOMS. I went to this club recently that had just switched to gender neutral, and it wasn’t a single person bathroom. So I…

So... no room for congee in the top 15?

the breakfast burrito can contain eggs, hash browns, sausage, and bacon, all in one container. If you don’t like the tortilla, just unroll it. Kate wins.

I moved from Brooklyn to northern California. Every time i go back, I bring a dozen everything bagels home and put them in the freezer. It’s taken me years to perfect the reanimation process, but basically, I boil them for a couple minutes (maybe poking some holes with a pointy knife to let some moisture seep in),…

A good, cast-iron pan French Toast is a thing of beauty. Surprised it didn’t even come up. Pancakes are like the Necco Wafers of breakfast. They’re just old and sweet and traditional but food has come so far since pancakes were invented that no one should really eat them unless there are no other options.

How is Kate not the CLEAR WINNER?! She had the perfect strategy of picking so many items with multiple ingredients. It’s almost cheating. A breakfast burrito can literally contain all of Kevin’s first four choices! Then you have a bagel and lox and then a Belgian waffle, for a savory-sweet combo. it’s a killer top 3.

I love bacon, but my wife usually doesn’t eat pork and sometimes gets turkey bacon. It’s better than no bacon, and it’s actually pretty OK in a (t)BLT.

Of course, if you can magically wish half the population back, I’m sure a big part of that wish was to make all the logistics work out too, right? Surely the Professor Hulk would be smart enough to account for all that.

I just heard that today. That is bonkers. Even dying of cancer... if you’re 81 years old, that’s not bad.

Hey, You think Jenna Bush just decided SHE didn’t want to be the top conservative politician’s blonde daughter on TV? 

I’m definitely going to try to go on some random tuesday in november. When my kids will be in school...

I hope the cast members are dressed as stormtroopers...

Her first special was spectacular. Her second... meh. Kinda a lesser repeat of the first, right down to being pregnant again.

Totally got the name Wong....

Sorry, when I’m flying with my six-year old and she says she has to pee right before takeoff, I am not waiting 20 minutes to reach cruising altitude to take her to the bathroom. I think people would find it more inconvenient if a third of the cabin smelled like pee for six hours.

I find it impossible to believe that Dan Dority would still be alive after all this time. At least, the show’s version of Dan.