Leading causes of death in Russia (per capita):

I believe it was Lenin who said, “Here, take this shit and you’ll be, like, wicked strong and able to run really fucking fast.”

Maybe it’s just me, but somehow I get the sense that Trump fans aren’t going to recognize this as art/protest and simply will go “HURR DURR! LOOKIT THEM NAKED BROADS!!!”

“All of his weapons were legally purchased.”

Some people are going to rage about this, but this is kind of a point that needs to be made. All this overheated anti-abortion rhetoric absolutely has the potential to inspire unbalanced nutjobs like Dear. The anti-choice movement needs to stop behaving like it doesn’t, and that it isn’t responsible for what happens.

Not competent to stand trial but purchasing an AK-47 and a pile of other guns - A-OK!

I like how they included this:

Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just PhotoShop the original picture?

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

It’s SO MANY, I don’t know, I feel like we need to call a physician

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

but the government should absolutely be able to compel you, via proper legal channels, to decrypt your digital property for them.

...unless he isn’t actually a pedophile, in which case an innocent man (or at least a man that is not a pedophile) is being denied his freedom and simple human contact.

Rarely, do people understand why we acknowledge and accept that some crimes will go unpunished in order to secure greater freedom for everyone.

And he married someone who resembles his daughter.

Trophy wife with daddy issues? Shocker!!

Viktor continued to deny paternity—going into detail for the court about when he had sex with Marija and the rhythms of her menstrual cycle—prompting the court to order a blood test.

This is obviously the result of disordered eating and not any attempt at a real "diet." I know everyone seems to think that fruit = automatically healthy, but she's literally just eating straight sugar all day (and mainly fructose, at that). Her pancreas and liver (fructose can only be metabolized in the liver) are…