Oh my god, the acting in these is so bad, I'm dying.

I would love to see more articles like this on Jezebel. Thank you.

As someone with a graduate degree in clinical psych, I cannot imagine the levels of dissociation one would have to go through to distance themselves from all the cross-cultural perspectives that are taught in almost every course.

I needed these laughs.

Can we please refer to Jeffrey Hunter by his proper name? Star Trek Jesus.

I am partial to Buff-As-F*ck Hawaiian Jesus.

Why does this stock photo exist? And has the photographer ever actually participated in a gyno exam? Also, why can you see both of the women's faces but the dude is all covered up. I have so many questions and I haven't even read the story yet...

Doctor isn't qualified to check for curses gonna have to take that thing to a voodoo woman.

One time I fell while hiking in the woods. I wondered...did anyone hear me?

Sometimes I feel like a tree, though.

Irony, thy name is "a fox news host".

A Fox News host is angry about things being taken out of context and selectively edited? Colbert is going to have a field day with that.

To The Husband Who Left Me For His Intern

Right? And women remain hot for a loooong time after our bullshit meter expires, amirite, so it's not as if the lame "younger girls are just hotter!" schtick applies. Hell, I'll just say it: I look insanely sexier now at 27 than I did at 17. Like, no comparison. None whatsoever. And I plan to look smokin' well into my…