Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just PhotoShop the original picture?

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

It’s SO MANY, I don’t know, I feel like we need to call a physician

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

And it’s the same set of people every time!

It’s because they can no longer shit on gay people publicly without risking a gigantic reprisal.

Why have states and towns chosen 2016 as the year they felt they needed to start passing these laws?

This is so fucking mean.

Yeah, it keeps getting me that laws like this won’t even necessarily target transsexual individuals. Instead they’ll target people who bigots think look transsexual, for however the informant in question wishes to define that phrase.

Real question I have about transphobic bathroom residents, and also people who scream about people on welfare buying steaks with food stamps: who the fuck is paying THAT MUCH attention to the other people around them? I can’t remember the last time I made eye contact with a stranger in a bathroom let alone debated…

I’m so glad I live in SF, because I am a very very butch woman, and I am constantly worried that “concerned citizens” might see me in a ladies room and flip out on my ass. I think I can cross off the entirety of the deep south off of any future travel itineraries.

And he married someone who resembles his daughter.

Trophy wife with daddy issues? Shocker!!

Viktor continued to deny paternity—going into detail for the court about when he had sex with Marija and the rhythms of her menstrual cycle—prompting the court to order a blood test.

If you go to the badminton room in Ratner you’ll see dozens of flags hanging on the wall. IIRC one did say wrestling, along with chess/cricket/yoga, ect.

As the old saying goes (I'm not sure it's actually an old saying but it should be): If all you've known is privilege, equality feels like oppression.

And yet the misunderstanding of Title IX teaches us so much about ourselves.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa - we have a wrestling team!?!”

-Every UChicago grad ever

This is obviously the result of disordered eating and not any attempt at a real "diet." I know everyone seems to think that fruit = automatically healthy, but she's literally just eating straight sugar all day (and mainly fructose, at that). Her pancreas and liver (fructose can only be metabolized in the liver) are…