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Angry Panda is here to help you with that:

Boy.

It's really a shame how disastrous these rapes can be for the rapists. Rambold, the Steubenville guys, the Michigan football player — it practically ruins their lives.

Maybe it would be better if they didn't, you know, rape people.

With so few people in Montana, it could be guys searching for their own, actual wife

I thought that was a job reserved just for Florida.

I don't blame him. I get second-hand embarrassment so bad, that if I see someone bombing I really have to look away. Did you see the one with Rihanna? That was the best!

The dad from Growning Pains son faux fucked the Achey Breaky Heart guy's daughter.

Also, I don't know who this Robin Thicke character thinks he is but Beetlejuice will be sooo pissed when he finds out his suit was stolen.

I am not necessarily comfortable with this. I fully support a person's wishes to live as they identify and as they feel comfortable, but I don't think you can support away the fact of someone being transgendered; that is also part of their identity. It seems like pretending that those 30 years of being male didn't

First of all, I think Victoria Beckham is rad. She's super funny and charming and, I think, absolutely lovely.

We need a 7-day-a-week Daily Show. 4 days of Jon, 3 of John. BOOM.

NORMALLY HULK WOULD SAY "HULK SMASH" IN THIS INSTANCE, BUT THIS TIME IT SEEM TOO EASY FOR HULK.

Giant purses symbolize his fear of vaginas.

"Every other frat guy out there is going to say "you are so pretty, can I buy you a drink?" he just got friend zoned because he is like everyone else, and he asked for her permission. Instead walk up to a girl and say "hey you seem like no one will be your friend, so I'll let you buy thirty seconds of my time. I'll

No need to beat up on poor Todd. Give the Todd some love.

Or like the time a dude came all up in my best friend's personal space and when she turned around he was like, "You're in my way. I'm trying to talk to your friend." SO HOT. I love when guys insult my friends. It's the best way to get in my pants because I'm a lady and that means I think other women are all my

"When a guy buys all of your friends a drink and doesn't buy you one and then tells you it's "because you are frowning too much."