How is this not feminist?

Who says girls aren't into comic book merchandise!?

Whole thread wins, everybody can pack up for the day.

With Joss Whedon directing, there would definitely at least one one "little death."

I agree.

This is why we still need unions. Yeah, we're not sending six-year-olds to work 16-hour shifts in coal mines anymore, but this shit is a clear representation of the power imbalance that unions helped mitigate for all of those years.

Loki's should have an optional blue sheath you could put in the freezer for that unique "frost giant" sensation.

The Captain America one should play "The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B"

Buy the complete set and get a free Nick Fury butt plug!

Whosoever Holds This Vibrator, If She Be Worthy, Shall Possess The Penis Of THOR.

...and I like the cut of his pectorals.

All Thor, all the time. I like the cut of his jib.

No, he would be modular. You could transform him into a simple clit stimulator, a g-spot vibe, a plug, a horse penis-shaped dildo, and any other idea you might have.

My husband took one look and said "I'm outta here".

Avenge my vagina!

Hulk SMASH!

If you buy all of the models, Joss Whedon will direct the movie.

HOLY SHIT.

These Avengers-themed vibrators are probably the best merchandising idea to emerge from a movie franchise since Hi-C Ecto Cooler. Unfortunately, they only exist in the imagination of Tumblr libertine Sarmai, so getting off with Robert Downey, Jr.’s robot penis is still just a sweet, sweet fantasy.