It's kind of jarring to look around and everyone looks the same, isn't it?

Don't ever change. This positioning is what made me read two articles that I most likely would have otherwise not clicked on. :-)

Yup. Meconium is the big concern, generally. And that stuff is grooooooooooooooooss beyond words. You're never prepared for the meconium diaper. It's like... ... tar and sadness.

The women-hating morons are getting pissy. Very good.

I hate PETA. They frighten me. I'm ALL for making it a better world for animals and humanoids, but PETA's approach is rancid down to the core.

Nonono. I don't get trolled. I hunt the trolls for their flesh.

Well it was a toss-up between PETA and American Apparel. I'm surprised they haven't done a calendar togeter yet.

Oh man, that is a face very badly in need of a fist. I happen to have a fist that would happen to be looking for a face like his.

I'm mixed Scandinavian and Irish. I am the spawn of the two palest peoples on the planet. I could never use a tanning bed. My skin does not get any darker than it currently is. It does not tan. It burns bright red, and then peels away to reveal the exact same color it was before the sun exposure, with the…

And all the white people who've never used a tanning bed due to "no need" please raise your hands. I'll start:

"Nothing is sexier than a woman who is comfortable in a t-shirt and sweat pants on a weekend while watching football".

If a guy actually said that to me at a bar, I'd go tell the bouncer or bartender and get his ass ejected (and I don't go to any bars that wouldn't happily do that).

Whoa whoa whoa. Who said anything about GIVING orgasms?

HA HA HA WOMEN WHO AGREE WITH EVERYTHING I SAY AND DO AND DON'T ASK ME TO DO HARD THINGS LIKE ADMIT I'M A SEAWORTHY DOUCHECANOE ARE MORE ATTRACTIVE TO ME THAN WOMEN WHO DISLIKE ME AND SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT MY CHARACTER AND DEMAND I DO THINGS LIKE LEARN AND CHANGE MYSELF FOR THE BETTER.

It's ASTOUNDING he seems to find so much time to tweet and nothing else, what with all that time he spends giving hot ladies all kinds of orgasms.

"This country is getting too pussified! Everyone should be tougher!"

David Hookstead's Twitter History: Lots of hot women want to have sex with David Hookstead and then make him a sandwich.

"Pussyification"? Come on dude.

I think there was an article a few months back about "attention whores" and there was considerable discussion as to whether or not the term could be applied to men.