They're like, "where's the car?" but we're like, "where's the car?"

You've never lead me wrong before, so consider my job quit.

It's a rotation. He was going off the bill regardless of Jane Austen.

"The Spy Who Pimped Me"

I'm sure the life-pairing will proceed with the usual smooth running efficiency government agencies are famous for.

There's an interesting novel or rom-com to be made out of the idea, in any event.

What about shutting down the ip addresses of people who issue threats and making them go through some kind of hearing process to get them reinstated?

What is it about women saying we deserve equal rights to men that turns some people into rage-filled maniacs? Am I missing something (I mean besides a penis)?

Since I'm an Angeleno, I have to consult my state-issued ID frequently to remind me of my name, and it almost certainly wasn't Tara last time I checked.

"But conceptually, it's just bored white people being dicks to each other because they're so bored and they're so trapped by their boredom and isn't it fascinating how trapped and bored they are and isn't white boredom truly the defining struggle of our age?"

I couldn't actually read the whole thing because BOREDOM. That's when I realized this was just meta—you're supposed to get bored watching them be bored because that's totally deep. Just look at the complex dialogue!

My review of The Canyons:

To be fair, there was a point in my life when it seemed like there were only six people in LA and we were all fucking each other.

"...her period, which is a type of bitch infection that women get in their underpants."

No, there's never any REAL moment on this shit of a show. Come on now.

Y'know, if we're going to humor pharmacists who think it's their place to refuse birth control, it isn't asking too much that they be required to put up a sign to that effect, visible to anyone who's thinking about pulling into their parking lot or walking in from the street.

Every time I get my free whore pills (2 times so far) I feel like I need to do a celebratory dance. It's so amazing. Hate your drones, Barack, but love your birth control.

My free BC kicked in two months ago and the shine will never wear off the $0 receipts. It just gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.

Actual* footage of Justin Bieber "brawling."