I actually find the idea of a herd of bunnies shitting all over a bunch of rich people in custom outfits kind of delightful.

SOMEBODY

My armchair psychologist's view (disclaimer: I do have a PhD in psychology. I am not a trained or licensed therapist. Like Stuart Smalley, I am a member of several 12-step programs).

outtie 5000.

Right? I mean, ugh, this fuckin' guy.

My wife's been watching the cable coverage of the sentencing and when CNN started expressing shock that he was blaming his victims, she just yells "Oh, yes, we all know CNN HATES blaming the victim."

Wasn't she like Queen of Texas 100 years ago?

Hi. I've never posted on Jezebel before, though I've read it for quite a while. I'm... probably not the best feminist in the world. Conceptually I believe in equality for everyone. Period. But like many white males I'm quite certain I lapse into privileged speech at times. I want to apologize in advance if I do it…

This was an early true blood story line.

This is why I'm gainfully employed.

Of course they do...

Next thing you know there will be dancing, DANCING!

"Demons have to have legal rights."

Gosh, I think I'll go step off a building now.

The crew of homeschoolers I grew up with would never have allowed their daughters to do something like that. They're wearing makeup! Lipstick!

Meanwhile, in a charming documentary on 17th century New England...

My ex gave me Beelzebub once, but it really was not that bad. I had no symptoms and did not discover it until I had my annual physical. My doctor sent me home with a bottle of consecrated hosts that I had to take for a week and I was pretty much good to go after that.

“He fell in love and didn’t seem to be able to get over it,” his mother said. “The girl of his dreams became a nightmare.”