Well, I'm really happy they're doing this, because I went to the clinic because I really thought I wanted at abortion, but it turned out that I just really wanted a pizza.
Make that a four hour (or longer) video.
This reminds me of the time I made a placard that said, "How many children have YOU adopted?" and stood next to the PP protestors here. They don't like it when you ask them that question.
Can we get a bill that requires men seeking viagra prescriptions to watch a 3 hour video about abstinence?
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Wait- what's adoption? I've never heard of this!
DAFUQ?
In other late breaking news, today is not only Wednesday but the last day in July 2013!
I don't mean to denigrate someone who did something very nice for people but...dammit I think we need better written erotica for the troops. Or at least an editor.
All well and good, but is there no advice for those of us who work from our couches? If I want to convey professionalism to the men who run the world, should I go with a matched pajama set or terry sweatpants with a tank top? In terms of accessories, should I invest in Snuggy or was that just a fad?
Garnier Fructis is the SHIT for my nappy curls. The Triple Nutrition stuff works amazingly well at keeping everything moisturized and it's not very expensive.
A dashiki, duh.
Well, none of my office wear would pass muster with this guy. But then again I like to push the boundaries of what "business casual" means. Sometimes it means demure black crew-neck sweater with simple black pumps, a modest black pencil skirt, and neon pink leopard print pantyhose.
When I bought my couch, the saleswoman told me that when she bought her first car she made her friends throw her a car shower, with gifts like maps and first-aid kits and cleaning products and other stuff you need for your car. She said she'd been to a thousand bridal showers and baby showers and as far as she was…
I don't understand why this article is creating some kind of dichotomy that at a wedding you either get all gifts or all cash. Even if you create a registry and ask for actual gifts, cash is always still an option that a lot of people exercise, especially if they know the couple is just starting out, or one of them…
You gave an incredibly thoughtful and excellent gift. The woman and her mother were JERKS.
I feel like you made the username 'dickmove' just so you could post this comment.
The white population of America really needs to get on board with the red envelope.
No. Asking people for money is always tacky.
They're getting a fondue set with no receipt and no indication where it came from. It will be one of three my wife and I received 28 years ago and never opened.