Girl Please. This baby could very well be a Queen.

For her sake, I hope so!

I will say this for Kate Middleton - if I had to get dressed in actual human clothes and take my newborn out to a screaming throng of people and reporters merely 24 hours after giving birth, I'd just be crying into a pint of ice cream. Shit, I don't think I even managed pants for the first two weeks. She is a brave…

Is "...who is a woman" is the new "I have black friends"?

No no. It's hamsters that are good at buying cars. I think.

Whoa, whoa - where did you GET a job and when did you stop trying to die in childbirth? This is America!

#pippatip: When delivering a royal baby, remember that it will either be a boy or a girl. Plan accordingly!

Woah now. The credit goes to the Prince, who happened to have the right swimmer in the right place at the right time.

Queen Consorts used to be divorced or killed off if they couldn't give a son. Yay the olden days are back! Do I need to quit my job and work towards dying in childbirth now?

So our source on this is the Sanford PD, which also decided that a guy who shot an unarmed kid could just merrily skip on home (with his gun) because he said he had his reasons?

I'm visualizing him setting up something like this:

But, also true.

I didn't think it was possible to be less deserving of an Oscar than Crash.

Um, any other Photoshop enthusiasts here that were absolutely TERRIFIED when they saw most of this done on ONE LAYER ONLY???? I would have a heart attack. I have like, seven layers open minimum, all the time, not to mention my masks....

Fight the good fight, American cousins. We're pulling for you.

Orange is the New Black is the best fucking show I've watched in ages. Can't wait a whole year for next season.

I hear they're all the rage in Lichfield.

Empathetic, too. I've always gotten the feeling that, given her shambolic and sensationalized childhood, Gloria Vanderbilt gave 100% of herself in raising her boys in as loving and conflict-free an environment as possible.