(I meant to start a whole new thread here; my apologies for the reply to you, lankypanky!)

Because God forbid an attractive woman fucks an ugly guy on TV. That neeeeever happens.

Googling 'Barbie killer' produces a lot of weird results:

This is me looking at Tyson in 100 degree weather:

Oh, we would try everything else.

You just made every single Churchill quote I've ever heard seem smutty. As a Yank, I'm particularly thinking of, "You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else."

I would go back to WWII and ride Winston Churchill like a circus elephant.

I'm still silent-laughing at my desk over that.

I like the Game of Thrones version of that with Arya's hit list so much better. Murder beats slut shaming every time.

I wonder if Bad Kids Clothing will make that into a shirt for me.

What is it that you find so noble about suffering to make someone else rich?

Having worked for the Obama campaign and being disappointed with several aspects of his administration, I gotta say hearing him speak up on this issue made me really proud of him. White people (and I say this in the least offensive way possible) can never really know how utterly demoralizing racial profiling can be,…

Not surprised. Repost from the last McDonald's article:

What is up with all of the trolling today?

Isn't that literally illegal?

Yeah, restaurant kitchens get into the the 100s even with air conditioning, because they have those massive grills, heat lamps, and grease traps that are heated up all day long to well over 300 degrees. So having no air conditioning (or at least proper ventilation) in a kitchen that serves hot food is not a safe…

"Still! Your body was totally made to do this!"

Am I the only person who actually WANTS a c-section? Natural birth sounds absolutely awful, and the people who talk about how great it is ARE THE ONES MAKING ME BELIEVE IT'S AWFUL.

My personal best was the . . . what, bow? ear piece? anyway, the long part of a pair of glasses that attached them to your ears. I worked pretty well, but I had to make sure I pushed it out opposite the way I pushed it in, or my hair would get caught in the tiny broken hardware.