somebody needs to start a kickstarter for that shit right there

OMG when is it coming to Netflix? I'm just gonna sit here and hit 'refresh' till it shows up for streaming. :D

Jackie Brown Part II: Transatlantic Boogaloo.

I mean honestly, they should have been able to guess just from Facebook's company motto: "We are as a flame born unto the Darkness"

*clicks furiously*

I thought it was common knowledge that every time you "like" a photo of the gays, Facebook sends a signal to their hidden subterranean coven of Satanists, who use the energy of your mouseclick to slowly continue inscribing an enormous pentagram onto the locked gates of Hell.

Is it considered condoning something to say that you like it?

Agreed. I always suck dick with one eye closed. It makes me feel more in tune with the one-eyed monster.

Anyone else think of Friends when they read this? There was the dress episode and then the one where Monica booked the venue 'just in case' because there was a 2 year waiting list.

I think the women who spend their lives dreaming of their wedding day and planning enormous fairy tale affairs before they've even met the person they want to marry have messed up priorities. The wedding should be about starting your married life. It shouldn't be about me, me, me - it should be about us, us, us. Our…

On one hand, if you find your really truly dream dress and it's on crazy extra special sale, I can see buying it, maybe.

Well obv she doesn't give a shit what that looks like either.

Yep.

A lot of men have no idea how much makeup it takes to look like you're wearing no makeup.

Ah yes. The lavender extension. A symbol of humility popularized by Buddhist Monks, that they were only allowed to clip in after 6 months of solitude. Not to be confused with the neon bumpit.

You know, for the past week or so I started watching make up tutorials on Youtube (inspired by that Feminist Makeup parody). As a guy, it has been an incredibly eye opening experience. Just the amount of work you have to do just to get to the "natural" look would have tired me out.

My boyfriend told me when we first started dating: "You know, I don't usually like it when girls wear a lot of makeup, but yours seems...different, somehow. I really like it."

I'm mostly offended by her writing and blog design.

Is it true that Lauren Shields' next project is an "internet journal" chronicling how she completely stopped going online?