She may be the first woman I've ever seen pull off the bro look so convincingly.

"I don't need to give my woman oral sex! I just neg her!"

Guys that are into performing oral sex are smarter, better and sexier than those who don't. End of story.

BABY MAKING SEX ONLY. NO FANCY STUFF!

lol, okay, evolutionary psych. Tell that to this guy who wasn't at all into having babies with me but liked to do it because he said my vagina was awesome. (Best compliment I've got!)

Sure is nice seeing bad people get what they deserve.

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My personal favourite is just to do a play-by-play commentary of the techniques a would-be PUA is using.
"Your face could be cute, but that book is hiding too much of it".
"COOL NEG! HIGH FIVE! Got another?"
or....
"Oh, there's a thread on your sleeve, let me get that."
"KINO INITIATION. BOLD, BRO."

I might try some of these moves on my husband tonight. I might be 5'1" to his 6'4" but I'm gonna put him in my lap and then put his hand right on my vagina. RIGHT. ON. MY. VAGINA.

“You know, your body language is all closed off. It makes you look like one of those newborns I saw on the discovery channel when they came out of the womb – all curled up.”

I shouldn't open with "Are you my precioussss?"

Let she who has never slept with an adult man in a fur top hat cast the first stone, I always say.

If any of these things start happening to you, grab the man by the shirt, pull him an inch from your face and scream "YOU ARE GIVE ME BABY TONIGHT YES?" Then start to recite the "Twilight" script and stick your tongue up his nostril

100% guaranteed to fend off ANY man.

I'll get that bitch a short position on commodities futures. Bitches love short positions on commodities futures.

the UK Banking Commission issued a statement that encouraged more ladies to get on down to the trading floor and wave their trade tickets in the air like they just don't care.

Hey, look, his secretary found a letter opener for him.

Anyone else thinking of Zoolander's Derelikt?