Since I watched Red Dwarf with the commentary track, all I can think when I see shots like that is “Time passes,” which they all said in chorus every time that shot came up.

Whoa there, chief. Why don’t you go check the color of your energy.

This was fantastic. This kind of thoughtful, long-form analysis that explore different angle than every other thinkpiece out there is what made me fall in love with A.V. Club in first place. Also, someone told me if me got enough upvotes, me would get free cookie! Me still waiting for that cookie...

I really can’t believe that no one in the media ever calls them out on that obvious lie - and even if his name was “tardar sauce,” it’s still a “retard” joke, because of the purposeful misspelling

Let’s be clear, though. The cat’s name wasn’t Tardar Sauce...it was Tard, as in retard, because he was born with birth defects. But turns out you can’t make a bunch of money with that joke, so they invented the bullshit story that it was named Tardar Sauce after somebody’s favorite condiment. 

That’s a damn shame. The second season was wonderful, Peter Serefinowicz is wonderful as The Tick, Griffin Newman is wonderful as Arthur (and just wonderful in general and one of my favorite people period). I hope someone else decides to pick it up, but if not I’m thankful for the two great seasons we got.

Why do you need to ask a waitress what to do while in your own home?

Unfortunately, the crucial scene where a young CS is enthralled by Turkish Delight was cut because no one could convincingly portray liking that crap.

It’s also a great way to have a can of fire explode in your hands.

Spraying Pam on a hot grill is a recipe for disaster... You’re better off oiling a folded up paper towel, holding it in your tongs and brushing the part of the grill you are going to use.

gave up when the Pam was broken out: spraying hot grill grates with Pam is a great way to get burnt sticky oil all over your grill that encourages food to stick to it.

Ahem, you’re clearly new here, because if you knew anything about me at all, you’d know that I’m a spaz.  

Right, we all know why he failed:  the cake had an American flag decoration, the visual pattern of which sends a command to the part of our brains which inhibits bowel movements.  It’s why Abraham Lincoln chose that design for our country’s flag.

Well now I just want to know who issued the command!

The original Bond books were famously written by a building in Jamaica.  They made a movie about it. It was called The Building That Wrote A Book. 

She’s no Edith Massey, that’s for sure.

On going series focusing on utilizing seasonal vegetables in recipes. Focus on what’s in peak each month. This would allow you to hit on damn near every vegetable throughout the year, highlight what’s fresh right now at the farmer’s market (if you do this get a northerner involved, not all of us are blessed with…

No, the loss of the community was not the entire problem. I’ve said everything you’ve said here in other posts. My point is that Kinja isn’t cause the drop in quality; it’s made it more evident.

Or Grimey, as she likes to be called.

This finale brought up a lot of conflicting feelings for me, because some of it really worked great and some of it didn’t at all.