you mean like steve “urkle”??

I’m not disagreeing that the outrage is overblown, but it also wouldn’t surprise me if the exact itinerary was only set days or a couple weeks ahead of time. Even VIP visits that aren’t that exciting (congressional reps. or cabinet secretary visits, say) are tentative until the last minute and usually are too full so…

“Terrifier 2 was so terrifying that I pooped my pants. Like, I REALLY messed ‘em... the turds came shooting out of my butt like a rocket - it propelled me in the air, and I hovered over my seat for a solid 3 seconds before someone behind me told me to sit down. Diarrhea then starting gushing down my pant legs and…

“Birdy! Hey Birdy! It’s Catherine! Can you hear me? Birdy!!!”

Any show with Claudia O’Doherty in the cast deserves as many seasons as possible.

“Kang, here’s a hypothetical ethical question: would you slap Sam Barsanti if-”

???

That’s a bit of a bummer, but I get it. At least they were able to rake in a bunch of money from Spider-Man.

A winter storm, in winter!? Damn you climate change for inducing this January snow!!!!

Or we could just move on to chess’s heir apparent: ARCHON!

Every day the AV Club reads less like a pop culture website and more like a socialist manifesto. Not that I mind socialism all that much, but it’s not what I came here for.

“Blahblah fuck the rich.”

What the fuck has this site become?

I thought we were finally rid of Barry

SndhUIF = Send help, u is fukd

That woman’s last name can be translated as “Cowflowers”.

I’ve been a fan of Mike White since his star making turn on Freaks & Geeks as Kim Kelly’s older brother who got a nightstick beatdown from a cop and now mostly just sleeps all the time. 

Call me whatever you want, there is literally no such thing as a sensitivity to “non organic” food.

“we later realized this was because the oats weren’t certified gluten-free and organic.”

The “and organic” is when I stopped reading.
Also, it seems like a lot other options and foods were eliminated “just because” and/or haven’t been retested since the elimination of dairy. I’m sure this was extremely difficult to deal…

The donut shaped universe is from “They Saved Lisa’s Brain” in season 10.  Not any of the Halloween episodes.