No, they’re mascots. They’re people in costumes, just like Tony the Tiger, and the dozens of other mascots that appear. We just don’t see them take the costumes off.

Comedy Central still makes original series?

Netlfix?

Crowned. The word is “crowned”.

Who?

It takes Reboot only five minutes to epitomize its central thesis.

With a pickle in his mouth?

TIL that Jessie Ennis (junior Davis & Main attorney Erin) is the daughter of John Ennis (the actor who impersonated the judge, and an old Mr Show cast member).

Peacock also has 2 exclusive seasons of “A.P. Bio”, which alone are worth the price for a month.

My New Fighting Technique is Unstoppable is very funny. The follow-up, My New Filing Technique is Unstoppable, is incredible. I’m glad that I bought hand-stapled copies of both on a whim 20-something years ago, and that I can watch David Rees on TV. I’m also glad to see John Hodgman on TV, because I like him almost as…

The real list of discontinued Girl Scout cookies can be found on your sister site, the Onion:

I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.

The monsters only multiply if you hit them with the wrong weapon types. It’s been years since I played FFIII, and it was a fan-translated ROM that might not match the remastered version, but I think you need samurai weapons. The dungeon is challenging at first because you start with only one weapon but you can get…

Breaking News: Show you don’t watch is available on streaming service you don’t have, not the other streaming service you don’t have.

This man has never warred with a Tek in his life!

I demand that the authorities bring in Taylor Kitsch for questioning.

We haven’t watched Peppa Pig in years, but we still say “holiday house” for a vacation home. It’s a great phrase. We also call RVs “camper vans”, and occasionally follow up with a Camper Van Beethoven joke.

At the smaller of the local Whole Foods stores yesterday, the hot bar and salad bar were both open normally. The bulk section was just pre-packaged items, as you said. Not sure if they even have an olive bar. At a larger store last week, all of the hot/salad/bulk bars were back to normal. A couple weeks ago I was at a…

The detective is terrible at her job. Patty acts suspicious whenever the detective is around. Rather than noticing that, as a competent detective would, she asks Patty out on a date. (I’d assume there’s some ethics rule about dating potential suspects, but apparently not.)

Does Comedy Central actually air any new original series at this point? (Besides The Daily Show and South Park, which have been on for decades.) They canceled most of their original series, and the few remaining ones are premiering on HBO Max after long gaps. Have they just given up all pretense of being an active TV…