Trader Joe’s sells Kringles on the East Coast.

It was 78 minutes on TV, which includes ads. Just like how a 60-minute show is usually ~42 minutes of actual runtime.

The great thing about the first season of American Vandal was that it was plausible. Peter and Sam are two AV Club students who make a documentary about events at their school. They knew the other students and teachers involved, they were involved in some of the events (or excluded from the big party), etc. And…

They’re going to wait until midnight and post 13 Murphy Brown reviews back-to-back. Nobody will read any of them.

It’s not a spoiler. If you saw the season 2 finale, you know that this season starts on Earth. 

It was a great episode, but I can’t help but be disappointed that nobody actually said the word “bonzer”. It’s a funny word.

The pilot of Single Parents was awful. The interview makes it sounds clever and complex, but it was boring and generic, and the kids were all super annoying. Maybe it’s better or more “edgy” than the rest of what’s on ABC, but it’s still not any good.

The problem with creme de violette is that it can’t appear on this list, because it only has the one use. It’s great in an Aviation and useless in anything else.

I assumed it was leftover content from before he left. 

Also, spoilers. Good luck scrolling through the AV Club front page without seeing screenshots and brief episode descriptions for every episode. The AV Club is pretty good at avoiding major spoilers in the article previews, but it’s still annoying.

Seriously. Cocktails are meant to be consumed fairly quickly. Who wants to spend an hour taking tiny sips of an increasingly warm cocktail? Especially a Champagne-based drink like the French 75, which would also go flat.

Nobody will read this, because the AV Club reviews Netflix shows in a big block so the discussion only lasts for a day or two. But I will share my thoughts anyway, because this is the Internet.

I could imagine sections of individual Culture novels being adapted into a series. Most of the novels involve a Contact/SC agent and drone trying to accomplish some sort of mission, which would work on TV. Parts of Use of Weapons would qualify. I could also imagine an adaptation of most of The Player of Games, and Cons…

Beep beep, ribbie ribbie.

Mmm...check please!

Fred Armisen and Maya Rudolph? I think the envelope label was mis-printed; it was supposed to say “PLEASE DO NOT WATCH SHOW.”

I also saw him in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to to the Forum, though I’d completely forgotten that until this article mentioned his time on Broadway. My family and I walked out of a Disney Broadway show because it was terrible, and got discount Forum tickets instead, which was a huge improvement.

Honeycrisp are boring. They’re large and crisp, which is nice, but the flavor is just one-dimensional sweetness. Good apples have more complex flavor. Honeycrisp are an acceptable apple, but they aren’t worth the extra price.

I’ve picked Northern Spy at Massachusetts orchards. Generally the orchards have a few other heirloom varietals as well. I’ve also seen them in an orchard in Maine. I don’t think I’ve seen them sold in stores or even at farmers’ markets, only at orchards.

Why can’t Kinja count?