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The troll also had a Strength of 13 or 14. He was a terrible character. Hector the Well-Endowed, with Strength 19, was a way tougher fighter than Dingleberry.

My favorite:

A Horse's Neck is bourbon, ginger ale, and lemon zest. To make it right, you get a really long spiral of lemon peel and drape it so it hangs out of the glass. A Buck has a spirit, ginger ale, and lemon juice. So it's either a modified Horse's Neck or a Whiskey Buck.

A couple episodes had musical numbers over the credits, featuring some or all of the cast, and they were far more entertaining than the rest of the show. Some kind of Glee ripoff might have actually worked better than the generic sitcom that we got. At least it would have shown some level of creativity.

Not only is the workplace material terrible, it drags down the rest of the show even when Kimmie's not at work. Her boring coworkers (generic suave British guy, generic bitchy blond woman) need to have a plot in every episode because they're main characters. So every week we see them have relationship trouble or

Harmon is the new Gabbo!

It's the last Culture book, so it's not a great place to start. You'd be better off with Consider Phlebas or The Player of Games. They're all good (except Excession, in my opinion), but it's more interesting to read them in order.

No, Bully Boy is in Boston proper. This is Damnation Alley. It's only available at the distillery for now.

I just discovered that there is a distillery located in my town. There are a few others around Boston, but this is literally in the small, non-commercial suburb where I live. And they don't just make vodka, they make multiple kinds of white whiskey and at least one aged whiskey!

Disparaging the panini paddle? That's a paddlin'.

I loved Archer's list of pregnancy complications. Now every time my pregnant wife complains about heartburn, I'll shout "GERN? Do you have GERN?" in an angry/mocking tone. She'll love it!

The drop in quality between "A Star Called Henry" and "Oh Play That Thing" was unbelievable. I loved the first book and could barely finish the second; I haven't bothered with the third.

I also thought it was Tim Meadows. The same thing happened in the magic episode, where I thought the magic shop owner was Meadows and it was Peele. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, Peele, shame on you!

Jules' morning routine song specifies that she checks her email every morning. Therefore, she should have received the paperless billing reminders, and remembered to pay her bills. I really hope somebody got fired over that blunder!

I think the purpose of aging a cocktail is to let all the flavors meld over a long period of time. You don't get that if you only age one ingredient.

I've had a drink with all 3 called the Three Bitters. I assumed there'd be a recipe for that in your link, because why would there be 3 cocktails with those ingredients?

Wow. I'm having a baby in 3 months, and a Titus Andronicus rock opera is still my most anticipated event of 2014.

Laurie Metcalf isn't married or otherwise related to Mark Metcalf.

This is the first episode in weeks that didn't constantly annoy me with time-wasting side plots, wacky Barney schemes, and whatever the hell that rhyming episode was supposed to be. And it got the worst rating of the season. I don't get it.

I'm not sure why they even hired so many new cast members. They're barely given any airtime. Even Aidy Bryant, who's in the main credits, only gets a few lines here and there. It's all about guest stars and Kenan, the longest-serving and least talented member of the cast.