It's midterms, so combined with the aforementioned less voter turnout than presidential elections and increased gerrymandering post the 2010 census, Democrats are less likely to turn out when they are happy with the president and the economy or mad at the economy and the president (they tend to check out.) Party…

Yeah, I saw it in the newspaper as a kid in the 80s. I read the comics, the tv listings and occassionally the classifieds. I was confused by the acronyms but taught myself what they meant from context clues. Then I came across "BBW" and wondered what it was until an ad explicitly spelled it out. Ah, the heady days…

BINGO

That was my first thought. This acronym has been around for a long, long time.

He gets made fun of for being bland/boring on the regular. Perhaps this is his way of trying to be provocative? shrug emoticon

It seems like it was written by the same commenter who called ponytails "welfare ponytails" on the blog, Corporette. I couldn't believe she thought that ponytails were signifiers of people who were on public assistance. It's such odious thinking on many, many levels.

I'm gonna turn my brain off now and eat a pudding cup.

As an owner of curly/frizzy hair, I can't imagine the level of damage caused by THREE blowouts a week on my hair. Maybe I'm incredibly pedestrian, but I always assumed blowouts were for special occasions, interviews, etc. Who has time or the cash for weekly blowouts? Even if I had cash coming out of my ears, blowouts…

Moronically dangerous? Surely the Germans have a long word for that.

Look up 'insufferable' in the dictionary and you see Shia LeBeouf's face. Look up 'perfection' and you see this gif.

Right? I gotta work on steadying my shaky ass hands when I want to break out this eye look for more glamorous occasions.

He's certainly a pile of something.

I'm not talking about every dude in DC. There are go-along to get-along ones, but Hunter Biden doesn't strike me as the dutiful civil servant type. I know both kinds of guys: the solid ones and the ones who like to test to see how much they can get away with in their personal lives and at work. The latter are usually…

I had numerous people tell me that my lived experience of being in the Gulf Coast region was wrong, and they knew because they worked for a guy whose boss was working on a bill that was relevant.

Eh, I disagree. He's not a 20 year old. Biden may be an addict, social user or plain thrill seeker, but a fair number of people in power in DC like the whole public upstanding facade v. private rule transgressor. Have you ever lived in DC? It's kind of the culture of the bros here.

It could be the thrill of the thought of getting away with it that appeals to him. I don't really understand it, but that's how some people think.

Another great suggestion! :D

Agreed! Who should place Charlie?! Judy Dench?

Yeah, I made it about 2 pages in and was like, that's enough Internet today.

"tiny, firm, baby breasts" *hork* I don't think he's familiar with breasts. By definition, they're kind of squishy. Also, *HORK*