I looks exactly as I would have expected.

Suggest you review the difference between coincidence and causation.

It’s a van.

What an amazing overreach. People die every day trying to get emergency services. this woman was black, therefore racism. As if nobody working at a hospital in Milwaukee is black.  Farcical  

In fact, the driver had probably been ignoring the loud clunking noises that occurred every time he steered in either direction ... FOR A LONG TIME! If it weren’t an SUV, the wheel would have pushed out of the wheel well and mangled the fender.

Super Beetles are notorious for this. On mine, what got me was the lower control arm bushings hardened without looking worn so they were the last thing replaced. EVERYTHING else was replaced, including the steering box.

Yeah, that’s more than a death wobble.  That’s a broken connecting rod.

Why?

Because disapproval of a douchebag driving recklessly in a douche-mobile is so unhip.

This is IDIOTIC. 

...and for spending 27 hour driving and buying a silly car, your reward is an article on Jalopnik.  What an achievement. What a great use of your money and time!

Nothing is more impressive than a douche in a special even more expensive than usual version of a luxury car. Why only spend $80k when you can spend $100k?  I pass you in my 45 year old Super Beetle every day, big spender. 

You need an Android. 

The same Fed that already subsidizes Muskla. 

What’s a “damn car?” Do you mean *damned* car? Have you been taking language lessons from sports commentators? You see, an adjective is a word that describes a thing.  Damn is a verb or action word.

Buy a Korean SUV.

What part of speech is "damn?"

As an adult, you would be great at Little League Baseball, too.

They “should” quit while they are ahead. Ask the old-dudes 3-on-3 basketball league why.  No chance of this succeeding. 

Those are the cheap seats in the corner of thd upper deck. yoh are better off watching on TV.