Nuka Cola rots your teeth. No bar! Those are just game rooms. I have all the Charisma-maxed dwellers I need.

Ha, send them out into the wasteland to die!

I declare my vault to be the best until I see better:

Still waiting for the X1 release.

Well now it is. Notice I wrote this post 8 FUCKING MONTHS ago. Welcome to last year, asshole.

Soap opera simulator 2015. The mystery is cool, but the focus on human drama goes into eyeroll territory.

Your vault has a layout problem, which is why it couldn’t handle a surprise attack. This is how a professional overseer does it:

I am not sure what they expected from an AI named Odin. Maybe give your AI a less ominous name next time.

Thank you for saving me time and money I almost spent on Ethan Carter.

Remember back in January when Inafune said the game was basically done?

And even when Telltale tries to do a character choice, the character you chose just ends up dying in the next episode anyway.

Life is Strange is one of the best games of the year, and is better than all of the Telltale games.

I wonder when Rime is going to come out.

LOL WTF. Would have preferred Nathan Fillion.

It’s simply one of my favorite games of all time.

So you will never play Fez, Ori and the Blind Forest, or Braid either? Sucks for you.

I have missed so much sleep and have neglected Arkham Knight because of Rocket League, and I am OK with that!

Whoa, I don’t know if that’s actually a spoiler because I haven’t finished the game yet. But either way, fuck you.

I have seen Toy Story recently, and you are wrong. Your perceived greatness of Toy Story 3 is still reliant on the emotional set up of the first two films. Your list is WRONG. Your opinion is WRONG. And all traces of it should be wiped from the internet. Wait, what are we talking about again?