Black China (deliberate misspelling of her brand name) was his muse, so these are his heights of creativity.

Oooo that’s a bad one. I used to make myself cinnamon toast and then my brother would walk up and stick his thumb through it, and I still give him shit about it. Cinnamon toast=maybe 5 minutes of prep

I like Lorde. She’s got a strong sense of self and I respect her artistry. But also this.

I remember summers at the town pool and slipping my head in and out of the water to listen to how the Sussudio song sounded through the tinny PA and then through the water. Last summer, Lorde was playing a lot at the city pool the times I took my son there along with Ed Sheeran crap, and pop rap idk who it spawned…

I had a friend who worked for TJ’s and I learned that the area where the managers stand by the registers is called “the bridge” and that’s where they monitor and tally the social interactions between customers just buying some damn food and the worker bees. My friend was told a few times that he wasn’t chipper enough…

I don’t have a horse in this race, but wanted to share that the sound and velocity of my farts changed as my butt shape and tone changed. A few years ago, I had a shovel butt (picture two flat shovel blades next to each other), or what my mom described as “a frog standing on its hind legs.” I started weightlifting…

Don’t thank the Internet, thank Beyoncé.

I love his sinister face, coupled with the fact that he seems to be kind of a goofball irl. I would ride him like a surfbort.

I knew I was old the first time I had never heard of the host AND the musical guest.

Yes, the floor is upsetting. Very fitting though, for her set to have a faux effect that isn’t successfully pulled off.

That was rage-inducing and also is making me cry a little. The entire justice system in her town was very firmly set against her.

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/13-great-antidonald-trump-protest-songs-w467532/chicano-batman-this-land-is-your-land-w467709

Made my skin crawl. Those are some very unfortunate teeth and mouth hole area on Eric.

I taught at a BIE (Bureau of Indian Education) school on my reservation, and every morning all the classes had to walk out to the flagpole for the pledge. Knowing about recent US government policies towards us such as sterilization of Indigenous women without their consent, my grandpa’s generation being kidnapped from…

I hadn’t noticed his hairy forearms before, and I absolutely love my husband’s hairy forearms, stroking them in the direction of the hair growth as I fall asleep in the little spoon position every night. +1, Prince Harry!

Happy anniversary!

Is anyone seeing people use “jaja” who don’t regularly speak Spanish offline? That annoys me.

An Extraordinary Union sounds fascinating, thanks!

Derek Zoolander would be proud of her Blue Steel game.

I just did my first storytelling and it was about the ways running has been in and out of my life. Hang with me, I am getting to the point. One of the things I shared that I have learned about running is that it makes me reflect on my own mortality. When I’m 80, I want to have the sense memory of running-warm sunlight…