I’m sorry my house with a kitchen too small for a dishwasher doesn’t meet your requisites for a proper housing structure.

Azealia Banks is such a miserable fucking loser.

If you haven’t already, check out Noname. She’s good.

I will admit, I was very tardy to the Cardi B party.Prior to Bodak Yellow, I was only blithely aware that she existed, and even in the midst of the frothy furor of that single, I was unsure if she was to be a real thing. Color me completely surprised that she came into her own, and captured the hearts and minds of the…

Yep. A picture of three successful women, and Failure to Yield Mike thought he had the perfect target.

Beyonce was in the game for a minute.

Lorne Michaels hires too many people from the same areas, usually from Second City in Chicago. I heard Chris Rock had to personally recommend Leslie Jones to Lorne for him to give her a chance. I doubt a 40 year old black comedian like her would get a shot otherwise.

Oof, salad dressing is one of those things where I’m always like “WING IT” — and also this was just for two salads, annnnd I tend to use less rather than more dressing. BUT, I think it was a nugget of fresh ginger a little smaller than a matchbox (it’s a LOT of ginger - I love it but you can use less if this isn’t…

She’s in her early 20s, has just become insanely famous, and has decided to get engaged to a probable knucklehead and have a baby. This is a bad decision for this point in her life and career.

Thank you, that’s so kind!

I don’t have any solutions for you regarding the best way to interact with deaf customers, but I just wanted to say that you sound like an extremely conscientious & professional salesperson and I would hire you in an instant.

I mean, I assume he’s approximately as good at communicating his needs as the average customer, which is to say... not great.

I always admired Seinfeld for hanging his bike on the wall. That is using precious footage in a NYC apartment well.

BRB quitting my job and changing my entire career trajectory.

Can’t you just allow someone to be bitter and petty if they want? I bet you’re really fun at parties.

That sounds terrible :( if possible, next time she visits take an extra day off work for yourself after she leaves. This has somewhat redeemed family “vacations” for me

Just turned 43 last week and I wore a t-shirt depicting Uhura playing Pokemon with a plaid blazer, jeans, and sneakers to my cousin’s baby shower today. Wear whatever the hell is fun for you!

So hey everyone! I just uncorked a bottle of Chianti, cats are fed, lunches for the week are made, and I have a date tomorrow! Woo hoo! But first: I was on (local) tv news this week and I wasn’t terrible! It was my first time on tv ever, and I was nervous, but it really was fine. And going forward, I’m going to be on…

The fact that he had to point out how well his building is built, despite someone being seriously injured tells you just how egoistic this maniac is.

Some of my black friends feel that the kid shouldn’t have been laughing and smiling at that horribly insane verdict...