Pete Rock’s Instagram has some great posts about the Remy Ma conquest of that other girl.

That other girl did not respond, but she did post on IG about something Beyoncé did in 2015. The response has to be another battle rap, not a social media post about the past.

All I need for this to be more perfect is a Remy Ma 45 diss track.

Wonderful chicken onomatopoeia!

I want everything good to happen to Mahershala Ali, even if it means him having adorable perfect babies that aren’t mine.

Same here, didn’t know he was in Hidden Figures and I had a teenage crush reaction when I saw him on screen. I felt my heart race and my cheeks blushing and I am almost 40. And whenever he was on screen after that, my heart was racing again.

This makes me feel really embarrassed for the “rapper” in it.

Captain James Tiberius Kirk approves. Star Trek had lots of (implied) interspecies fucking.

Meh he’s prob just testing out campaign taglines for 2020.

Your method is fine. The paper bag step is probably unnecessary. It’s a family tradition though.

My mother-in-law does something equally odd. She chars chilis, then peels them under cold running water to get the skin off and seeds out, thereby rinsing away all their flavor while wasting water. I was taught to pop them into a clean paper bag to help the skin steam off, then to skin and de-seed them with a knife…

Stay Asian.

I accidentally gave myself a stinger once. In the shower, lathered up and washing my vulva, and one of my fingers went into the no-fly zone. Yow! I could not make eye contact with my fiancé at breakfast that morning and he’ll never know why.

My fiancé bought a pair in Germany and I could physically feel nostalgia pangs when he showed them to me. I always wanted a pair but never managed to get some.

Toying with us!

She’s in in one of my son’s favorite movies, Paddington. When she’s on screen, which is often, he holds his hand up to cover her face. I asked him why he does that and he said her face looks like it hurts.

High school was atrocious for me. I am almost 40 and every coupla years, I will have a nightmare about the things that were done to me and said about me by my “friends.” I fantasized about their deaths often back then. So I have a soft spot for teen noir. Does anyone know of a fiction novel that was probably a young…

Kathy Bates wore it better.