My screen is cracked and so her featureless null set of a protuberance is actually covered in silvery stretch marks for me.

I would pay the person in front of her to lean his seat all the way back and moan and sigh loudly while constantly making adjustments to his body position.

If there’s ever a capybara article posted here, I will be dropping mad science.

My sister-in-law and I are going with my oldest niece. My niece has taken a few summer rec classes for coding and is now asking for robotics toys as gifts. Hopefully it sparks her.

Starred you so hard.

Scott Baio? I don’t know him.

Lesbian shitasses-new term of endearment for Jezzies.

All types of people become doctors. My brother-in-law is a doctor, a misogynist, and has a taste for rape jokes. His dating history is full of relationships that ended bitterly with all bridges burned. He is awful to women, which I can say having known him for over 20 years. I can’t imagine him having a gentle bedside…

I was going to recommend The No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency series!

Inexplicably, I went caroling last year with my brother, nieces, and my son while out walking their dog on Christmas evening. We did maybe 4 houses and the last one was my brother’s neighbors across the street. Later on, he said they had always been chatty people, organized a neighborhood Christmas cookie exchange,…

Who among us hasn’t done the same?

She named her cat Haley Jo right from jump. Like even as a mewing kitten she saw a doppelgänger for Haley JoEL. This must be a long sought life event, to make it to the annals of Double Creature.

Wishing you and your family well. I don’t know you but I am already proud of you.

What was the MAC mascara?

I bring along a junky towel with me, wrap a hot rock in it, and bring that into the tent. I set it aside on the edge of the fire ring so it’s not too hot to wrap up with pot holders.

Thanks for reading though. You can offer up an opinion next time it comes up in conversation. Me, I like my Diva Cup although I loathe the name.

I’ll be your huckleberry! How do we do this?

My fiancé is tryna convince me I have to watch all of Jessica Jones before I watch any of Luke Cage, for the backstory. I was like nah, it’s okay. Then he said there are secks scenes with Luke Cage in Jessica Jones (unintended pun).

I am sitting in my car crying because I just got word that my uncle died last night at age 58. Decades of alcohol abuse.

I’m pretty proud of it.