Fece-nating. Came out so lovely. Ends well.

What is a poop ledge?

Poops are good but I do have blood coming out of my wherever.

Orangemort?

Similar to the spelling of the Washington, D.C. NFL team as R*dskins by woke people, I suggest we start a written convention of referring to him in print as Tr**p. It’s a bad, bad, very bad word. Just like we don’t name kids Adolf anymore, we must make Tr**p into a pejorative.

I fall asleep at all movies I go to that start after like 8pm. My fiancé and friends know this, and yet I bravely chanced a 9:45 pm showing of The Arrival. I am going back to watch it today by myself. That means it was probably a pretty good movie I fell asleep on. This is the first movie I have fallen asleep on that…

Cheer up, Donald. You’ll finally get to meet Putin now.

Serena Williams’ butt has brought order to my day. It is so perfectly round that it makes me want to tidy up the house exuberantly and stop eating cake and popcorn for dinner since Tuesday. I can’t give up on a world that produced Serena’s butt.

When I was in high school, my parents and I went on my first airplane flight to visit my brother in the military. One evening, my brother and I went walking on the boardwalk in Virginia Beach. He was in his dungarees and probably that sailor hat that Navy people wear. It was cold along the beach at night, and he gave…

Bill looked so much like he wanted to cry during her concession speech. I was irritated that the camera kept Bill in the frame during her moment, but then seeing Bill hold that pain helped me.

Tell us more.

Co-sign! I thought this was going to be bad. I was prepared for potty humor and forgetttable songs. Instead I got truly choked up at the end, burst into laughs several times, and the second time we saw it, in a much more packed theater, there was applause at the end. Since then, my son and I have been to every bit of…

NPR said the meeting between Tr**p (I have decided this word is that evil) and Obama was expected to be 10-15 minutes, but it went closer to 90 minutes. I’m wondering if this affected the Cavs meet and greet.

I’ve been pondering what artists, poets, and musicians will perform at the Tr**p (I am treating it like a cuss word) inauguration. Other than Ted Nugent, I can’t think of any. Is Lee Greenwood still alive?

A glimpse into Trump’s authoritarian ploy to keep the next generation uneducated. I am a teacher and I am highly critical of many DOE policies, but to even entertain the idea of entirely abolishing the DOE is irresponsible and indicative of Trump’s brutish, hyper-reactive approach to complex issues he appears to be…

I am from a tribe that predates the US and Mexico, and our traditional lands are on both sides of the international borders of the two countries. I have yet to come across 1) an immigration reform plan that does not include enhanced and increased border militarization or 2) an immigration reform think tank that gives…

Trump will finally get to meet Putin, that’s all I know.

I baked a chocolate cake to stress eat tonight and I didn’t think I would really need it. I was like oh haha lemme mix this up and bake it and I can have some for lunch tomorrow and some in my son’s lunch. It’s gone and I am spreading frosting on saltines now. I don’t drink but I am a fast learner.

Anyone vote with their vagina though?

Not in a box, not with a fox.