In my experience, conservatives love complaining about how restrictive masculinity is until a progressive says it doesn’t have to be that way.

Some of those people probably had it right, saw all the other bozos doing it wrong, and then adopted the wrong positioning, because social psychology is a bitch.

I looked into it a few years later and the statute of limitations had run out pretttttty much immediately. Unless there is an update I am not aware of.

OH OH OH OH when I told people outside the company about the encounter they told me a] that my boss was just being considerate of my male coworkers’ feelings and b] if I filed any kind of suit and damaged the reputation of the company, they would personally see to it that my partner’s much more public and…

I did that once. “Oh yea! Yea, that’s like what I was saying! Remember, how I said we should stop ingesting music data from servers with ’radio’ in the name!” all excitedly, like HAHA GREAT MINDS! because GOTTA SOUND NICE.

:after re-coding our website and seeing our Google rankings jump 34%:

Maybe by Chilling they mean Kicking It. Hanging All of the Way Out. Taking It of the Easy. You know, like Young Peoples are wont to do.

The entire company seems run by people that are more impressed with their ability to disrupt an industry than they are with running a company that actually provides a service

“Why aren’t you taking bio, the soft science, with the rest of the girls?” — lab partner, physics

It’s not that complicated. They are annoying and we should all stop responding to them.

Please please stop responding to that person and spare us their abuse of the ellipses.

Always see Caridee.

I think you mean

Thanks for solving the problem I already solved, Rob.

Yup. And lay into said doc when you start experiencing weird heart flutters, tell her you’re concerned because of your family history of heart attacks (three deaths so far!), and she rolls her eyes at you.

Guess it just goes to show how forgettable his taek was that he was included at all :)

Gunther Stanford Blatch already did though.

Daaaaaaaaamn

Every goddamn day the twisted dystopian novel I’m working on becomes a little less fictional. MOTHER FUCKERS.

“For my final project I made a collage of supermodels to showcase unrealistic beauty standards for women.”