futurecadavre
Future Cadavre
futurecadavre

For real dude. They seem to want us to peace out. So, bye.

Thank you! Albums sell in perpetuity. Movie tickets sell for a limited time, and said time is extended or reduced based on the success of the initial opening. Def a bad comparison.

Your comment makes me nod furiously, and reminds me of the cringe I feel when people, usually activists, honor the dead by telling them to “Rise in Power.” Like, no dude, let them rest in peace. They’ve done enough. They don’t have to fight from the afterlife. (And I don’t even believe in an afterlife.)

Ha! Guess I’ll have to keep that on the list of movies I haven’t seen.

Two memories this stirred in me:

Well now that my Mills diploma is a collector’s item I’d like to put it on eBay for exactly $27,419.12, with 3.5% interest compounded daily.

Oh, and sometimes I would eat an entire Family Size bag of Doritos in one sitting, resulting in me spending the next morning rock and sobbing on the toilet, begging my mom to just this one last time please poke the rock hard, jet-black poop out of my really-should-know-better preteen butthole. So. Yea.

I grew up super poor, so at $3.99 compared to Kraft’s $0.99, I was obsessed with Velveeta, The Fancy Cheese.

Same! Stoked to put this next to Girls to the Front and Revenge of the She-Punks on my shelf. <3

Yea, I’m not swayed by JEZEBEL.COM’s sudden swing toward anti-shame.

Aw. A show with the line “don’t listen to the dime store Camille Paglia” can’t be all bad.

I just don’t want to watch a show about three married women written by a showrunner who has no idea how to write about relationships. Michael Patrick King knows how to write about dating and break ups. He has no clue how to handle the complexities of partnered life. It’s why the first movie had Big jilting Carrie, Stev

What does this mean?:

“Remember the vending machine, you’d press it— boom—there’d be, like, a big ass bag of Doritos,” Trump said. “Five days later, you open it up, the chips pour out. Now you press it 12 times. The freshman tell me, again. They give you like four chips.”

My bf works for a movie/TV metadata company and he said they changed the name to Elliot Page pretty much immediately, and it’s already being pushed out to all streaming services and TV/DVR listings worldwide. The company has the old name as an alternate name in case people want to look them up by that name, but so

He didn’t get any of those white accolades because this was in the shadow of interrupting white girl Taylor Swift at the MTV Awards. “Runaway” was supposed to be his apology, and people liked it, but the “right” people didn’t like it enough.

Are they too blisteringly incompetent to pull of a coup, or do only blistering incompetents TRY to pull of a coup

I had no idea such a thing existed! Okay, I added the sugar, it got very bubbly and beery, and followed the rest of the recipe. Ballooned very quickly last night. It’s on its 12th hour of fermenting and seems to have stopped rising. Is that what happened for you? I didn’t cover it.

Thank you. You’re right. I see these comments and my heart starts beating and I start fixating, and then I feel disappointed in myself for being “weak”. I have to remember strength isn’t … unfeelingness.

Whoa, no sugar for the yeast to gobble up? Sorcery!