This is a good take.

Nah <3

NOICE

“this was done by a Twitter customer support employee who did this on the employee’s last day.”

Right? When I first hear the term “disrupting business as usual”, I thought — with a strike? A boycott? Pay equity, transparent salaries, better family leave? Oh. No. Just some dudes found a different way to make a million dollars and stick it in their ears.

If I could Keep Ass I wouldn’t be on Tindr.

DUDE
DUDE, SPOILER
DUDE, SPOILER, WTF

Right? And even your average “but wut iz intersectionalism?” feminist touts that as a miscarriage of justice. The only dude still coming down on the side of their guilt is Donald Trump — whose, you know, actual admission of grabbing women by the pussies in the work place tarnished his reputation .... all the way to…

President Pussy Grabber? He didn’t spend time in shit. The Duke dudes? Yes, they were in jail. And I’ve spent time in jail for suspicion of protesting. That’s the prosecutorial process, sugar. If you don’t want folks in jail until they’ve appeared before a jury of their peers, work on the system. The Central Park…

Broseph, your friend at the UVA frat turned himself in.

Ah yes. Definitely sleazy.

Ahhhh, thank you. In baristese “dropping” money meant “into the safe at night”, so the scenario I envisioned didn’t make sense.

Thank you. That and “drop the bill.”

INTERESTING. Do you know the origins of that nickname?

Is Nancy Ann the name of a school? That’s great. My mom’s name is Nancy Ann.

Every time I captained a large event, the POS manager would tell me to let him know before I had to drop the bill. He would then open it up, randomly add a few hundred dollars on the bar tab,

The mason jar thing is awesome!

The mason jar thing is awesome!

Uht, never mind. In wading through all the effusive praise of the review section, someone said the zip seal bags are reusable. NICE.

Uht, never mind. In wading through all the effusive praise of the review section, someone said the zip seal bags are…

Is the plastic used with these sealing machines re-useable? Wondering if I would be switching one kind of waste for another (and at least food waste is compostable).

Is the plastic used with these sealing machines re-useable? Wondering if I would be switching one kind of waste for…

YES. “Fuck a high school, go to community college and get your GED NOW.” None of this waiting-fifteen-years-to-realize-education-is-the-shit shit.