*reads comments*

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It says “evolve”. :) :) :)

it devolved into an argument about for cultural awareness/sensitivity

Wooooooow!

This happens to me. 5'2", oily skin, round face. I look 22? 24? I’m 34. People scrutinizing me and telling me how old I look and how grateful I should be — and watching them struggle with the realization that I’m older than they thought, and ugh, they might actually have to start giving what I say some credulity, ew —…

I posted this on my Tumblr about eight years ago and a very popular feminist account reblogged it, sending it in the thousands of reblogs within an hour. Now I randomly find it on Pinterest or stitched on pillows and patches, while my o.g. Tumblr is long-deleted so I can’t $$$ue and ca$$$h in. SAD FACE

Concluded with a blank blink from underneath his fishing hat which blocks his peripheral vision while driving but HEY YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU MIGHT NEED TO GO ON A HIKE!

Bookended by constant taunts re: how his opponent should be wearing a bike helmet or shouldn’t cross against a red hand or shouldn’t waste their youth fixing their makeup or should go outside more.

Prefaced by ramming into is opponent while reaching for some kale and then muttering “ohexcusemeIdidn’tseeyou” before scampering off.

I use comic sans in my work signature and I am WAITING for someone to come at me.

Well put.

Hmm. Thou seems fond of using the historically plural pronoun “you” to refer to one person. Why dost thou insist on such grammatically incorrect writing? To whom dost thou pander? Or does thou acknowledge that grammar changes over time, and maybe thou should chill the fuck out?

*buzzer sound* Hella black people around the Bay call SF Frisco, and have for a grillion years.