Fifth graders who didn’t read the chapter they’re presenting to their class.

Oh, for the love. Adults should never use “bash”. Criticize, castigate, even demonize? Yea! I might disagree, but go on with your multisyllabic self! “Bash,” on the other hand, needs to be banned from life.

Today in Srazzie entirely missing the point: I’m stoked this was filmed in Vallejo. We get negative zillion percent love up here.

I thought that said “I spend way to much money on my drugs to afford kids”and I z-snapped my right-hand right off.

SHE IS AMAZING. This song was my everything for a while:

If she peppered those in amongst a post otherwise complimenting them, it would be shady.

Thank you for the link! I hope they’re not troublesome. The mix is literally a mix - all the seeds in one big bag. I can’t, say, toss a packet of seeds that are no good for the area. Didn’t even know I should check this out first. Now I do!

Oh no. I just got this:
http://www.edenbrothers.com/store/perennial_wildflower_seed_mix.html

I don’t know, I read it as OP aping the concern-trolling that follows women’s documentation of online harassment. Maybe I’m too generous.

The problem with general strikes in, well, general, is that they need active oranizers in each workplace. There should be a point person or people to make inroads with interested parties, draft a statement of purpose, provide contacts for to inform of their intention to strike, and provide support for people all along…

I see where you’re coming from.  I do disagree with the assertion that they’re humanizing him, and I don’t think you should worry that they’re lovingly lampooning him. To me, the fact that Baldwin needs only imitate his physicality to get him so perfectly just underscores what a vacuous buffoon Donald Trump really…

I was there with my pre-law group. I don’t know if tours are offered to the public.

I’ve been on that awful tour. That cylindrical room, the one where they keep inmates stacked on top of each other in chicken wire five stories high while circled by some sadistic fucks who don’t seem much more grounded than the most objectively horrible prisoner, gave me fucked up dreams for days.

Fun fact: this nonsense about maintaining some kind of accurate portrayal of a soda-sponsored holiday figure isn’t even isolated to this. Over on Instagram the 15-year-olds are having a meltdown about the historical inaccuracies of Emma Watson’s Belle not wearing a corset. The historical accuracy. Of a fucking…

I say good photography is 80% contorting oneself into an awkward position and 10% trespassing, so with this new perspective ... yeah, a little bit!

Disco!

$300!

$700!

3k!

5k!