I can’t stop refreshing. The total ticks up a thousand dollars every couple of minutes. Ugh, my heart.

OK MINE IS ACTUALLY A COFFEE CUP AND THOSE SHITS IT RECOGNIZED WERE COFFEE MUGS WHOLE DIFFERENT GENUS WHOLE DIFFERENT SPECIES

PUPPER BLINKS RIGHT WHEN DUDE SAY IM NOT BLINKIN I LUV IT

Hmm.

No. The guy in the tie is a friend who encouraged me to dump the shitty negging boyfriend. So.

When I was 20 I hooked up with my 32-year-old boss and he would say the shit like that to me. And “you need a wash before I’ll touch you,” “we can’t have in public with those teeth,” and “what size are you?” A three. “At your height, you should really be a double zero.”

These will also be helpful. I cut them from the original but they are no less important, especially for the anxious:

If your form of fighting back includes marching, and you are new to protesting, please take care of yourself. Here are some tips:

Yessssss. I’ve been saving these to three different folders:

There’s already fan art!

Oh, whoa! That’s funny it’s not even on yet. I’m actually in Cali, but I don’t have a working television right now. I just saw this on Google news.

Is anyone else participating in national novel writing month? And has anyone else been having a really hard time writing this week? Apparently I can’t channel these kind of emotions into writing. I just put a movie on repeat and stare catatonically at the television between scrolling through memes on Instagram.

Guys. Guys.

One good thing about working for a music company is you can make a vigil for musicians when they pass away and no one thinks you’re weird.

I figured. Womp womp.

Luckily I don’t shop there anyway, so no skin off my back (I’ve never used that idiom before; typing it now brought the horror of its implications into sharp relief.)

You’re right. Better get to it with a quickness!

Nah sweetpea, I’m in Oakland. <3

What if someone were to walk into perfume mania with a giant plastic tub, grab all of the colognes, throw them in the tub*, and smash them with a hammer? Would Trump still get paid for these?

More. Pretty SF Bay Area-centric but many are very looped into national movements and can connect you to other orgs local to you: