For some reason my edits aren’t editing.

Yea, that one.

What perfect timing. My coworker and I were spitballing all the alt-rock one hit wonders we unabashedly loved or desperately loathed in our middle and high school years, and we came up with some legit mid- to late-90's doozers:

I REALLY WANT TO DRAW A THING

Have you been following the search for Pearl Pinson? A young male acquaintance (allegedly) kidnapped her from an overpass in Vallejo, and he was later killed in a shootout with SoCal police. Since his name was released, neighbors have discussed the way he openly harassed young women in his neighborhood. There’s no…

I worked for a guy who told me flat-out that while I deserved a promotion, he couldn’t give it to me, because then I would “make more than the boys, and boys have to make more than girls.” He added that if I “could convince the boys to work harder, then [he] could give the boys raises, and when he gives the boys…

Yup.

Their responses — and some of these comments — are derailing for dummies bingo. Just a social experiment? Check. Just trying to air both sides? Check. Didn’t mean anything by it, I’m the real victim, they did something to deserve it? Check, check, check.

A young woman who was a senior at my high school when I was a first-year is suddenly, miraculously, according to her IMDb page, now four years younger than me.

I was wondering the same thing, but more: what does it feel like? What does it look like? Does the skin start coming off like a scab? Is it an infection?

America: dusting off all that greatness we stowed in the attic!

Great.

Not a semiautomatic, but:

That was a surprisingly NSFW trailer. Where in the world do they allow trailers with lady nipples? Canadia?

I kind of loved pulling my RA card on assholes, though I guess in the end it didn’t do much. I too worked at a women’s college, and I once physically dragged a guy out of a dorm because men weren’t allowed to walk the halls unaccompanied. I had opened the door and he tried to duck inside, and without even turning I…

Wanna help keep it that way? :D :D :D :D :D

All the time:

I got it on with dude who looks like a cross between Harry Coick Jr and Joe Strummer. I was prettttty, pretty proud of myself for that one. Looking at these is helping me relive it, so: thanks!

You can tell him you saw him. If he panics, tell the girlfriend.

Ah. So, Linda Cardellini — who was Sylvia in Mad Men. Cool.